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droosiethepineapple

Status: if i'm louder, would you see me?

Member Since: 7 Jul 2011 03:23pm

Last Seen: 4 Sep 2016 09:31pm

Birthday: February 15

Location: District 12

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  1. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:56am UTC
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    wittying
    like a sir.
    Format by Breeze

  2. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 8:53am UTC
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  3. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Me when it's raining:
    me: omg, was that thunder???
    me: yes. yes it was.
    me: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    me: woah, it's raining too!!!
    *weird crash noise*
    me: oh my gosh, oh my gosh, i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die
    *walks over to door and opens it*
    me: hahahaha that was just rain hitting the house(:
    me: i'm just gonna stand here and watch the cars go by and the people stare at me like i'm a lunatic!!
    me: wait, WHERE'S THE CAT?!?!?!
    me: JIGGER??? JIGGER!! WHERE ARE YOU JIGGER?!?!
    Jigger: meow
    me: oh sweet love, I've found you at last!!!
    me: why are you under the chair? are you scared of the storm?
    me: it's okay, i'll pet you!!!
    me: i wonder where Piper is.....
    me: maybe she was walking over here but then got trampled by the rain and had to swim back to her house???
    me: PIPER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!
    me: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
    me: lol jk it stopped raining.

  4. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    it's my witty-versary!!! can i have one fave for one awesome year?

  5. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    me: *sees cute guy* brain: stay away! he'll only hurt you! heart: go to him!! take the risk! brain: why would that hunk of juicy deliciousness want you? heart: just try it!! me: well, everyone says to follow your heart, so.... why not? heart: hurray! *two months later* me: he broke my heart!! brain: told you so.

  6. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Stole My Heart
    RULES:
    1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
    IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
    You and I-Lady Gaga
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    Crazy Girl-Eli Young Band
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
    Ready to Love Again-Lady Antebellum
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    Just the Way You Are-Bruno Mars
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    Rolling in the Deep-Adele
    WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
    Safe and Sound-Taylor Swift
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    Chicken Fried-Zac Brown Band
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    Fifteen-Taylor Swift
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Wild at Heart-Gloriana
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    Cinderella-Stevis Curtis Chapman
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Dirt Road Anthem-Jason Aldean
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    Fearless-Taylor Swift
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
    Same Mistakes-One Direction
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    One Thing-One Direction
    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    I'm Only Me When I'm With You-Taylor Swift
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    Always the Love Songs-Eli Young Band
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    Online-Brad Paisley
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    Someone Like You-Adele
    BIGGEST SECRET?
    Spotlight-Selena Gomez
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    Up All Night-One Direction
    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Stole My Heart-One Direction

  7. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    Can you name 13 people off the top of your head? 1-7 boys, 8-13 girls.
    1. Brett
    2. Levi
    3. Braden
    4. Riley
    5. Sam
    6. Ben
    7. Seth
    8. Madi
    9. Sidney
    10. Piper
    11. Sydney
    12. Mercedes
    13. Olivia.
    How did you meet 10?
    She's my cousin
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    When we were little.... i'm not sure.
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    Idk.... they're both pretty short
    Are you good friends with 3?
    uh huh
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    No.
    Something about 1...
    He read all the hunger games books in about a week.
    Whats 7s fav color?
    dunno, don't care
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    have a party in my head
    1 fact about 9?
    She's a nutball
    Would you ever live with 4?
    No. Way too messy.
    Is 2 single?
    Yes

  8. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  9. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I wonder how
    ~one direction~
    would react if
    they got a witty
    and saw all the quotes about them(:

  10. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 10:17am UTC
    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Opening Credits: gotta be you-onedirection
    Waking Up: nine in the afternoon- panic at the disco
    First Day of School: grenade- bruno mars
    Falling in Love: mighty to save- seventh day slumber
    Fight Song: rolling in the deep- adele
    Breaking Up: if i knew then- lady antebellum
    Studying/Working: heart like mine- miranda lambert
    Life: i love this bar- toby keith
    Mental Breakdown: old alabama- brad paisley feat. alabama
    Sunny Day: how to save a life- the fray
    Rainy Day: online- brad paisley
    Party/Dance Music: i am the way- mark schultz
    Driving: man in the mirror- michael jackson
    Sleeping/Dreaming: ghost of you- selena gomez
    Nightmares: slice- five for fighting
    Flashback: club can't handle me-flo rida feat. david guetta
    Wedding: picture to burn- taylor swift
    Birth of a child: she was watching- mark schultz
    Final Battle: up- justin bieber
    Death Scene: round and round- selena gomez
    Funeral Song: stuck in the moment- justin bieber
    End Credits: cinderella- steven curtis chapman
    my movie is gonna rock!!

  11. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    *little boy playing on his DS*Mom: go outside it's beautiful out!!!!little boy: okay mommy.*little boy goes outside and plays DS*

  12. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:47pm UTC
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  13. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:57am UTC
    MAKE YOUR OWN SENTENCE
    month of birth
    January-i ate pizza with
    February-i sang about
    March-i danced with
    April-i had a food fight with
    May-i kissed
    June-i sat on
    July-i love
    August-i got beat up by
    September-i licked
    October-i farted on
    November-i smiled at
    December-i went out to brunch with
    date of birth
    1-5-a duck
    6-10-a bag
    11-15-one direction
    16-20-my brother
    21-25-my cousin's uncle
    26-31-witty profiles
    color of your shirt
    pink-because i lost my butterfly
    blue-because i smashed my jello
    green-because my mom ate my peanut butter
    white-because i'm lost in the amazon jungle
    black-and i pooped out a rainbow
    orange-and then i got a unicorn
    other-because i like bagels with cheese
    *comment your sentence:D*

  14. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:35am UTC
    AlphabetQuiz
    A- Available? Yupp
    B- Birthday? February 15
    C- Crushing on? ***
    D- Drink you last had? mtn dew
    E- Easiest person to talk to? Madi
    F- Favorite song? more than this -one direction
    G- Gumy bears or gummy worms? Gummy WORMS!
    H- Hometown? minnesota
    I-In love with? Louis. William. Tomlinson.
    J- Jealous of? jelly
    K- Killed someone? NO WAY AND NEVER WILL!
    L- Longest car ride? maybe 8 hours?.?
    M- Milkshake flavor? Chocolate(:
    N- Number of siblings? 1
    O- One wish? first kiss
    P- Person you texted last? piper
    Q- Question you are always asked? Are you Madi's cousin? jk..... i don't know
    R- Reason to smile? chocolate and pb(: jk every reason
    S- Scars? idk
    T- Time you woke up? 7:30
    U- Underwear color? purple
    V- Violent moment you had? don't understand...
    W- Worse habit? picking at my nail polish
    X- X-rays you had? psh idk
    Y- Yoyos are? i don't really care for them.
    Z- Zodiac sign? Aquarius

  15. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few
    minutes ago.
    ... That girl you called a sl*t in class today. She's a virgin.
    The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his
    family. ... ... ... ... That girl you pushed down the other day. She's
    already being abused at home.
    ...
    That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.
    The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought
    for our country.
    The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.
    You think you know them.
    Guess what? You don't!
    Re-post if you are against bullying.
    I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a
    heart ♥

  16. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    When he opens his arms and holds you close tonight
    It just won't feel right
    Cause I can love you more than this
    yeah
    When he lays you down I might just die inside
    It just don't feel right
    Cause I can love you more than this
    Can love you more than this
    ~one direction More Than This

  17. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    ☐My Prince Charming has come
    ☐My Prince Charming is on his way
    ☑​My Prince Charming was hit by a branch, fell off his horse, and unfortunately will not be able to make it due to his injuries.
    nmf

  18. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 2:00pm UTC
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  19. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
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    March 5, 2012 11:45am UTC
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  20. droosiethepineapple droosiethepineapple
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    when i text someone and they don't reply for a while, i think,
    "maybe they are just typing a long answer!"
    so i wait another hour.
    then, she/he will text me something simply stupid that they could have
    typed in a minute, like
    "sure"
    this idea for a quote was from jimmy365 i just added a little onto it
    i am not interested in jocking so if i take someone's quote without noticing it, i will type it down here(:

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