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  1. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Just Once
    I wanna see a maid/butler actuley DO their job on Disney Channel...
    just once!

  2. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 9:08am UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [] you have curly hair
    [] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you talk slowly
    [] you're the youngest of your friends
    [x] you love white Converse
    [] your favorite food is tacos
    [] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [x] you have straight hair
    [] you love to wear stripes
    [] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [x] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [x] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [] you love to sing
    [] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [] you have amazing eyelashes
    [] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [] you have piercings
    [] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [] you love varsity jackets
    [] you have great fashion senses
    [] you have a catch phrase
    [] you hate dancing
    [] you're vain
    [] you use hair products
    [] you like to rap
    [] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [x] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [x] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    [] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [x] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [] you have rosy red cheeks
    [x] you love sneakers
    [x] you LOVE to eat food
    [] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [x] you have blue eyes
    [x] you have/have had braces
    [x] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [x] you love Liam
    [] you love to sing
    Harry: 2
    Louis: 3
    Zayn: 1
    Liam: 5
    Niall: 8
    Most like Niall♥

  3. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:47am UTC
    If people are allowed to post about love, school, Justin Bieber, how crappy their day was, how stupid their parents are, etc., then us Directioners should be allowed to post about One Direction without getting loads of hate.
    Re-post this and add your name to it if you agree with me.

  4. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Dear Haters of One Direction,
    Yeah us Directioners see your hate quotes. But is that going to stop us from liking them? Yeah you say all they do is 'act' like they love their fans. Hate to break it to you but they LOVE us. All of the hate needs to go away. Do you think that your opinion about them won't affect us? WRONG. You are hating on our boys. And when you hate on them, well we want to prove you wrong. Lets just see how many people care about whats being said about them. Repost this as your quote and sign your name at the bottom. Please, I don't want to be the only one on here who cares. i had to stick up for my boys:P

  5. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Girl:Do You Like Me back?
    Boy:Well uhmm Your 2 years younger than Me
    Girl:Okay Well I gtg.
    2 weeks later.the boy saw the girl on the news she hung herself.She left a note said ''Age Shouldnt matter.I will always love you/'' 1 week later the boy was on the news he hung himself to but he wrote on the wall and said ''I was wrong .Age shouldnt matter #Repost thiss....Or tonight the boy and the girl will be standing by your bed Or U WILL LOSE THE ONE FALLING FOR YOU XD

  6. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:22am UTC
    A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this.

  7. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    After weeks of crying and fake smiles..
    I finally can have a REALsmile one my face and no tears because..
    I have BOTH of my best friends back.. and they are to stay!<33"
    Love you gielys!

    format credit to OneDirection

  8. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Creepy how much this works >_<
    You never know :)
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  9. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    One Direction turned down Easter Dinner with the President...
    Bet you didn't see that coming Obama!

  10. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    I finally got my best friend back!
    love ya Katie!

  11. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    My Crush:
    say your crushes name 6 times
    now close your eyes and make a wish about them
    decide whats more important love, or 10 million dollars
    now make another wish about love or the money
    repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush"
    and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

  12. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Do me a favor...
    1.) Look all around your house, down, up and sideways
    2.)Think.. your parents or someone has bought all this stuff for you, from the little things to the big things
    3.)Get up and tell your parent thank you and give them a huge hug

  13. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    &I feel like i'm not even her " best friend' "any more..<//3

  14. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    This Boy.. ♥
    What color is his hair? Brown
    What style is it: Short kinda
    What color eyes: Brown
    Cute smile: Yes
    Braces: None.
    Glasses: None.
    Abs: I think.
    Height: Little shorter than mee(:
    What grade is he in: 8
    How did you meet him: Hockey/School
    How long have you known him: 2 Years
    Does he play any sports: Hockey
    Can he play the guitar: Idk.
    What about any other music instrument?: Idk.
    Do you guys ever text: Once in a full moon.
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Bruins Shirt
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: Bruins shirt
    Were you're able to see his and abs: Yes.
    Least favorite thing: Idk.
    Do your friends know that you like him: Yes.
    Do you think your parents would like him if you were dating him?: Yuuup
    Have you met his parents: Yep.
    What would you do if he saw your witty: Blush.

  15. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    if you have 35+... you're spoiled :3
    [ ] own car
    [x] cell phone
    [] own phone line
    [] bf/gf
    [] own bathroom
    [] own room
    [x] 2 or more story house
    [] built-in pool
    [ ]guest house
    [] game room
    [] tv in your room
    [] Double (queen) Bed
    [] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [] 10+ things from a designer store
    [x] good grades
    [ ] Dior sunglasses
    [] louis vuitton purse
    [x] iPod
    [] XBOX
    [] PS2
    [] mp3 player
    4 Total.
    [] Mercedes Benz
    [ ]BMW
    [x] basketball hoop
    [x] air hockey table
    [] pool table
    [] ping pong table
    [] trampoline
    [] live ON a lake or pond
    [ ] own a pair of skiis
    [] own a snowboard
    [x] has a boat
    [ ] has a jet ski
    [ ] has a beach house/ cabin
    3 Total
    [ ] only child
    [] stereo system in bedroom
    [] DVD player in bedroom
    [] 100+ dvd's
    [ ]gets $50+ for allowance each month
    [] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [] shops at abercrombie
    [ ] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    [] makeup
    [x] cologne/perfume
    [] AIM
    [ ] MSN
    []5+ trophies
    [x]own digital camera
    []walk-in closet
    2 Total.
    [] electric scooter
    [ ] dirt bike
    [ ] 4X4 truck
    [] guitar/drums
    [ ] hammock
    [] been on a cruise
    [x] traveled out of the country
    [] weight set/ workout set in house
    [ ] personal fit trainer
    [] expensive jewerly
    [] met a celeb
    [x] straightener/ curling iron
    [x] gets hair done/nails/spas
    [] on/was on a Varsity team for the school
    [ ] own batting cage
    [] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [x] own savings account
    [x]1+ BEST friends
    [] been to the carribean
    [] been to europe.
    [ ] been to hawaii
    [] been to NY
    5 Total.
    [ ] shopped in seattle
    [ ] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [ ] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [x] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [ ] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [] lives on a private property
    [ ] license
    [] moved 3+ times
    [ ]sports car
    [x] hot tub
    [] pet(s)
    [ ] ranch
    [] verizon
    [ ] cingular
    [x] virgin mobile / other
    [] been to 5+ states in the US.
    [x] dont have a job.
    5 Total.
    [] 100+ buddies on messenger
    [x] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [] eat-out almost everyday
    [x] been in a limo
    [] own camcorder
    [x] own laptop
    [] own desktop
    4 Total.
    23 Overall Total
    You spoiled?
    [] yes
    [x] no

  16. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Katie: It hurts to write.. :/
    Me: I sawree want me to write for you??
    Katie: Yesss
    Me: Come and get me then..
    Katie: i don't have a car... :/
    Me: Suckss

  17. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years. advice...

  18. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  19. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    and who else didn't know that the website bing standsfor...

  20. xoxocaity2xoxo xoxocaity2xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    put this as your quote
    [♥]'s it


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