Helen's the name. Im 12 and i blow out my candles on November 29th. My life is pretty good, music, friends and One Direction keep me going. I think everyone is beautiful and special in their own ways <3. you can talk to me if you want. I will listen to anyone
Me: *lots of homework* Stays on Witty not doing homework until 3 in the morning. Me: *no homework* Stays on Witty until 3 in the morning. http://www.highschoolhumorblog.com/best-homework-excuses.html not mine, sorry to disappoint
In the car with my mom: Radio: Baby you light up my world like nobody else! Me and mom: THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED! Me and mom: *Dancing crazily at a red light* Lady in the car next to us: *staring at us cracking up* me: I REGRET NOTHING! true story. nmf
&Today I saw a woman walking down the street she was walking a dog, pushing a stroller with 2 babies in it and wearing one of those baby carriers on her chest with another baby in it. Wanna know what else? She was blind. wow.
hello! Any Directioners out there? ANY FROM BOSTON?! If there are, CLICK HERE: http://twitition.com/jygiq/ to sign a Twitition to BRING 1D TO BOSTON'S DIRECTIONERS! Thanks guys! sorry for the spam.... And please repost!
*In French class* Teacher: Je M'appelle Bruno, or Mr. Bruno. Class: ok Mr. Bruno: well, thats what you call me in front of the other teachers.... but here, I'm Big Boss or Your Magesty. He's officially the coolest french teacher ever.
RESHARE: Cinderella:  One of your parents is dead.  You are expected to do a lot of chores. [x] You love to dress up. [x] You love animals. [x] You are waiting patiently for your prince charming.  Your mom is really strict.  You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you. [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes. [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.  You have/had blonde hair. total: 5 Belle:  You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like. [x] You’ve been lost in the forest.  You love to read. [x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind. [x] One of your family members is a bit weird. [x] You have done volunteer work.  You have a wild imagination. [x] You love to take care of people in need. [x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out. total: 7 Jasmine:  Your dad is very rich/important.  You are very clever. [x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.  You’re unique and different from everyone else. [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.  You have set a lot of goals for yourself.  You don’t have a lot of friends. You’re independent.  You are wealthy.  Your parents try to control your life. total: 2 Ariel [x] Your parents expect a lot from you. [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you. [x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker. [x] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.  You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).  You collect something. [x] You have/had long, hair. [x] You have/had a pet fish. [x] You’re extremely curious. [x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible. total: 8 Snow white:  You know that you’re beautiful. :) [x] You like taking care of others.  You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.  Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.  You’ve almost been killed. [x] You have at least seven good friends.  You’ve had food poisoning.  You have/had short hair.  You get along with almost everyone. [x] All of your friends are different. [x] You love to have a good time. [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in. total: 5 Mulan:  You can be a tomboy sometimes.  People wish you could be a bit more girly.  You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not. [x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.  You have/had considered running away from home.  Your parents try to plan your life out.  A lot of your friends are boys. [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations. [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them. total: 3 Aurora:  You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.  You almost died at a very young age. [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful. [x] You have a decent singing voice. [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.  You spend most of your time outside.  You’re adopted.  You’re very romantic. [x] Pink is one of your favorite colors. total: 4 Pocahontas  You love to walk around and explore big cities.  You are more spiritual than religious.  You’ve been in an interracial relationship.  One of your family members is dead  Your parents are very protective of you. [x] Someone you know has been in war.  You love nature.  You have/had black hair. [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful. [x] You’re very adventurous. total: 3 I'm Ariel :)
kay guyss.. every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT" it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ] so we can see who eachother are. pass it on and sign your name:)♥ lolgrl3 molldolldove Linabinabae UND3R OMGreen xlonglivex ourlastsummer mjdncrgleek smilesalltheway itchythumbmaniac
kay guyss.. every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT" it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ] so we can see who eachother are. pass it on and sign your name:)♥ lolgrl3 molldolldove Linabinabae UND3R OMGreen ShutUpAndLookAtThis XxneoncookiexX Drunkengorilla1 Cuppa24 UNICORN101 itchythumbmaniac
This Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this
True friends know what you are saying when you raise your eyebrows at them from across the room. True friends can finish your sentence for you, as if it is their own. True friends have your mom and dads phone number in their phone, and text them or call them like they are friends. True friends can cry with you, without feeling awkward. True friends know how to make you stop crying, and start laughing. True friends know how you feel. True friends know your schedule for a week, better than they know theirs. True friends don't let you plan your own birthday, they do it for you. True friends tackle you, and jump into your arms instead of saying "hi" like a normal person. True friends dress up in crazy costumes with you and take a photo shoot. True friends know you better than they know themselves. True friends are forever.