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Member Since: 3 Mar 2012 04:53pm

Last Seen: 13 Mar 2013 12:22am

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Wassup people?! I'm Tim, I'm an 18 year old guy, I play football and baseball, music is my first true love, and I'm one hilarious mo fo.

  1. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    And I could tell you, her favorite color's orange
    She loves to argue, born on 16th
    Her sister's beautiful
    She has her mother's eyes
    And if you asked me if I love her, I'd lie.

  2. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    You make me smile without even trying, if I said I didn't feel anything for you, I'd be lying.

  3. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    What makes you so beautiful, is you don't know how beautiful you are,
    to me.

  4. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    If you're gonna be somebody's heartbreak, if you're gonna be somebody's mistake, if you're gonna be somebody's first time, somebody's last time, baby be mine. If you're looking to be somebody's 'just friends' a little laughin', little lovin', never callin' again, that's just fine. If you're gonna be somebody's heartbreak, be mine.
    Or just my valentine, that works too.
    ^Good idea for a card, and no one to use it on.

  5. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    Due to the harsh conditions of the economy I will not be spending any money on Valentines day this year. Yep, that's why....

  6. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    a rock > stupid people

  7. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 10:54am UTC
    The highway don't care if you're alone, but I do.

  8. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 10:51am UTC
    And we danced, and we cried, and we laughed, and had a really really really good time.

  9. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    If a guy has selfies of himself, even worse shirtless ones, on his facebook or twitter profile... he's definitely a douche bag. #fact

  10. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Ladies, use proper grammar when texting, it definitely is a natural aphrodisiac if you wanna get a nice guy interested in talking to you a lot.

  11. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    If you're a girl older than 16 and cute, you should hit me up! Cause i'm cute too. *winky face*

  12. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    To love another person is to see the face of God.

  13. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    This website has become way too feminine for me.

  14. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:29am UTC
    I could use a dream or a genie or a wish.
    To go back to a place much simpler than this.

  15. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    You broke up for a reason. Give some other guy a chance instead of letting the same one continue to hurt you. This is high school, date around, get a better idea of what you're looking for. MOVE ON!!

  16. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    I do my thing and you do your thing.
    You are you and I am I.
    And if in the end we end up together,
    It's beautiful.

  17. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    And suddenly I become a part of your past, I'm becoming the part that don't last. I'm losing you and it's e f f o r t l e s s...

  18. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Funny how a melody sounds like a memory.

  19. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:54pm UTC
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  20. Wittydude Wittydude
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    Love isn't something that you feel overnight. It's not something that you just start feeling after a week, a month, or a year. True love comes from complete trust in a person and unforgettable experiences that you've had with them. You wouldn't ever wish away those experiences and you'll never lose your feelings for them. True love lasts forever, and it's a rare, rare thing. To all those of you who think they've fallen in love after a couple days, grow up.

:)

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