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1. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   May 14, 2013 7:22pm UTC
   oh f/ck.
   i like him.
   
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2. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   January 13, 2013 6:39pm UTC
   Snape: Do you remember me telling you we were practicing non-
   verbal spells, Potter?
   Harry: Yes.
   Snape: Yes, sir.
   Harry: There's no need to call me "sir", Professor.
   #at that moment, we all began to love harry, but we knew he was f*cked.
   
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3. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   January 13, 2013 4:23pm UTC
   When I die, I want someone to dress up as the Grim Reaper and stand in the back of the room.
   Don't say anything.
   Just stand there.
   
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4. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   January 13, 2013 3:53pm UTC
   Dear Mario,
   Remember me? Yeah, I was one of those kids who spent my childhood trying to save your girlfriend.
   
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5. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   January 8, 2013 8:46am UTC
   Today's one of those days that every little thing annoys me...
   Oh wait, that's every day.
   
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6. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   January 7, 2013 7:40pm UTC
   On the day that Joanne Rowling dies, I promise you I will get about ten phone calls from concerned friends, asking if I'm okay and I won't be able to stop crying.
   
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7. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   November 7, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   printer ink cost more money than human blood.
   
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8. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   November 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC
   as we're eating pizza:
   dad: you're going to have pizza on Friday, so don't eat any more.
   me: okay
   a minute later:
   me: *laughing*
   dad: what?
   me: i had pizza for lunch.
   ten minutes later:
   me: *laughing*
   dad: what?
   me: i had pizza for breakfast.
   true story.
   
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9. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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   November 1, 2012 6:50pm UTC
   ON THE BUS-RIDE HOME
   I saw a ninety-year-old war vetran of the second world
   war. The fifteen medals on his jacket indicated his work
   in the navy. I learned that he entered the war at the age
   of eighteen in 1940. Upon being asked why he joined the
   navy, he said,
   "Because I didn't have
   enough education to
   become a pirate"
   TRUE STORY.
   
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10. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    October 31, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Halloween:
    RIP Lily and James Potter.
    "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death."
    
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11. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    October 30, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    girls don't like boys.
    girls like food, the internet and middle-aged celebrties.
    
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12. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    October 20, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Coming back from a camping trip:
    Me: Why does the hot water come out of a tap?
    
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13. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    October 12, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    A boy in my class was speaking in a really low voice in French class today.
    Immitating him, I say,
    "I'm BAtMAN!"
    He said the same thing at the same time.
    
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14. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    October 5, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Me: *petting my friend's cat*
    My friend: *eating lasagna*
    Me: I wonder if it's true that cats always land on their feet.
    My friend: Let's try it out.
    She threw her cat across the kitchen.
    It did land on its feet.
    
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15. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    September 28, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    i'm so confused.
    
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16. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    September 16, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    September 13, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    what is with all these people talking about how their best friend betrayed them?
    I've known my best friend since we were six months old and--though we don't go to the same school--we see each other all the time and keep in touch. <3
    This, folks, is called a best friend.
    Whatever b/tch betrayed you certainly didn't deserve that title.
    
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18. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    September 6, 2012 8:36am UTC
    It's my birthday. :) <3
    
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19. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    August 14, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    & is anyone else obsessed
    with Taylor Swift's new song?
    
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20. PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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    August 12, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    If you try to copy the format (aka "source") of a quote that says
    This quote does not exist.
    The whole thing starts flashing random colors...
    Props to you, Steve.
    
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