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August 12, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Me: Wow, you are probably the most epic character in this entire novel. You're
hilarious--you know I love you, right?
Character:
Tree:
Nina Dobrev:
Ant:
Grandfather clock:
Fireplace:
Batman:
Blue jay:
Me: You're going to die, aren't you?
Character: Yup.
nmq

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PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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August 10, 2012 4:37pm UTC

The conversations with your best friend that happen entirely in caps lock.

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PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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August 9, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Once Upon a Time Quotes #7
"I thought you were a wolf."
"Did I forget to shave?"
~The Huntsman [Graham] and Rumpelstiltskin [Mr. Gold]

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PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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August 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Once Upon a Time Quotes #6
"The Queen took your heart; she ripped it out...
It's kind of her 'thing'."
~Henry Mills, to the Huntsman [Graham].

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August 9, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Once Upon a Time Quotes #5
"Do you know what insubordination means?"
(Henry shrugs)
"It means you're grounded."
~The Evil Queen [Regina], to Henry Mills.

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August 9, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Once Upon a Time Quotes #4
"I saved some for a rainy day."
"Well it's storming like a b/tch, where is it?"
~Emma Swan, to Rumpelstiltskin [Mr. Gold]

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August 9, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Once Upon a Time Quotes #3
"No way... There is no way you planned that."
~Emma Swan, to Rumpelstiltskin [Mr. Gold]

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August 9, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Once Upon a Time Quotes #2
"Don't you have school?"
"Of course I do, I'm ten."
~Emma Swan and Henry Mills

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August 9, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Once Upon a Time Quotes #1
"Regina! Should I move some things - make a little space for your rage?"
~Rumpelstiltskin [Mr. Gold]

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August 9, 2012 10:20am UTC

The only good thing about having my birthday on the first day school is when my best friend comes up to me in the hallway and screams as loud as humanly possible, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
And everyone just stares like, "what loosers..."
:)

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August 4, 2012 3:26pm UTC

That akward moment
when you realize that Thor is Hannah Montanna's
future brother-in-law.
...
derp.

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August 4, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Disney Quotes #7
Randall: Say hello the the Scream Extractor!
Mike: Hello. Hey - where are you going? C'mon, we'll talk. We'll have a latte!
~Monster's Inc.

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August 1, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Disney Quotes #6
Ron: I have a lethal weapon!
Kim: Put the slingshot down, Huck Finn, it's me.
~Kim Possible

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August 1, 2012 1:34pm UTC

Disney Quotes #5
Raven: There is nothing that you can say that's going to get to me.
Muffy: Hm, my shoes are better than yours.
Raven: That is a lie!
~That's So Raven

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August 1, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Disney Quotes #4
Woman: Getting into a trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way; you're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
~Aladdin

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August 1, 2012 1:25pm UTC

Disney Quotes #3
Jerry: Now, let's say you haven't eaten in days and you're in desperate need of a sandwhich: what do you do?
Alex: I walk over to our sandwhich shop and have Mom make me a sandwhich.
Jerry: Okay, yes, but, Mom's not here.
Justin: Where's Mom?
Jerry: It's not important. *sigh* Um, she's gone, she left the country.
Justin: 'She left the country,' why? Is she okay?
Jerry: Yes, she's fine.
Alex: If she's fine, than I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwhich.
~Wizards of Waverly Place

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August 1, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Disney Quotes #2
Alex: So wait, we're supposed to go to a place we never go, and put our arms around each other like we never do, just to have a picture to send to people we don't like anyway?
~Wizards of Waverly Place

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August 1, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Disney Quotes #1
Raven: I just had a vision!
Eddie: Did it involve me and Halle Berry?
Raven: No, I see things that are actually going to happen.
~That's So Raven

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August 1, 2012 9:41am UTC

Elisabetta: If I dropped a cat from the roof-top into the street, what do you think would happen?
Giacomo: It would die.
Elisabetta: No, it would land on its feet!
Me: Can you prove that?
Elisabetta: I don't have to prove it, it's already been proven.
Me: Alright, I'll take your word for it.
Elisabetta: If I dropped Giacomo from the roof-top into the street, what do you think would happen?
Giacomo: You wouldn't do that, I'm your brother!
Elisabetta: Exactly.
Giacomo:
Me:
Cat:
Muffin:
Leaf:
Johnny Depp:
Ant:
World:
Me: I think Giacomo would probably squish the cat that landed on its feet--though I doubt it did.

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PosterOfHeadmasterZefron
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August 1, 2012 7:22am UTC

Too bad he isn't born on the seventeenth,
because his favorite colour's green,
he loves to argue,
his sister's beautiful,
he has his father's eyes,
and if you asked me if I loved him,
I'd lie.

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