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Elisabetta: If I dropped a cat from the roof-top into the street, what do you think would happen?
Giacomo: It would die.
Elisabetta: No, it would land on its feet!
Me: Can you prove that?
Elisabetta: I don't have to prove it, it's already been proven.
Me: Alright, I'll take your word for it.
Elisabetta: If I dropped Giacomo from the roof-top into the street, what do you think would happen?
Giacomo: You wouldn't do that, I'm your brother!
Elisabetta: Exactly.
Giacomo:
Me:
Cat:
Muffin:
Leaf:
Johnny Depp:
Ant:
World:
Me: 
I think Giacomo would probably squish the cat that landed on its feet--though I doubt it did.
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Elisabetta: If I dropped a cat from the roof-top into the street,

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