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sing4themoment

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Member Since: 3 Jan 2012 03:30pm

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well um if i could be a fruit id be a strawberry. i dont really use wittyanymore bc idk whatever.  justin, the janoskians, and one direction are my life?? yeah i sound like im constantly on twitter. Im really sassy so don't pick a fight with me and yeah bye.

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  1. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 1:31pm EDT
    I swear I've been spending too much time on twitter. You ask why? Examples of conversations I have:
    Person: Ugh you're so weird
    Me: hashtag that wasn't very swaggy of you
    -
    Person: *says somehting funny*
    Me: I can't omfg this is too much I just rn my emotions omg i
    -
    This is why I get looked at weirdly h a s h t a g oops

  2. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:53pm EST
    Let me tell you something about Giovanna Plowman.
    We were best friends in middle school.
    I know, r i g h t ?
    It's so embarassing.
    I don't even...whatever.
    So then in eighth grade, I got my p e r i o d, and Giovanna was like, weirdly jealous of it.
    Like, if I would blow her off because of period pains, she'd be like, "Why didn't you let me have your tampon?"
    And I'd be like, "What is wrong with you?"
    So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool pary, I was like, "Giovanna, I can't invite you, because I think you're gonna steal everyone's tampons."
    I mean I couldn't have HER at my party.
    There were gonna be girls there on their PERIODS.
    I mean, right?
    She was OBSESSED.
    So then her mom called my mom and started y e l l i n g at her, it was so retarded.
    And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for h i g h s c h o o l, all of her hair was cut off and we was totally weird.
    And now I guess she eats tampons.
    -twitter

  3. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 1:50pm EST
    I'd just like to take a moment,
    and let everyone know, that there are like no more 1D quotes in the Top Quotes section.
    YA HAPPY NOW?

  4. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 1:55pm EST
    Woah.
    1 year of being part of this crazy family of wittians.
    I've gone through the night when Witty was threatened to be shutdown,
    I read FramingMatthew's last quote,
    I went through the One Direction invasion,
    I got like freaking 4 or 5 Top Quotes (WHICH I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN ASDFGHJKL)
    I learnt how to make layouts,
    I saw the old witty,
    I saw the new witty,
    I saw the NEW new witty,
    and much more.
    Even though I made my account months after I found witty,
    it's my 1 year anniversary.
    So all I wanna say is thank you(:

  5. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:12pm EST
    I have a problem...help?
    Ok so my boyfriend's been acting weird lately. I mean he's incredibly hot and everything but he's still acting weird. I see him every single day, but he just stands there, not taking notice of me, like I mean HELLO I'm here! We've never kissed or hugged or anything! Everytime I try talking to him he's silent. Everytime I try talking to him like through Twitter, he acts like he doesn't even see my tweets to him and tweets about different things. I mean the only way I can hear his voice is through recordings because he wont even respond to me. LIKE WHAT THE HECK! Once I was with him and he didn't even look at me! He was busy looking at all the other girls. Worst of all? A bunch of girl's fangirl over him. Like hello! He's MY boyfriend. And when he came out with his song 'Boyfriend' he sang 'If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go' UM EXCUSE ME? You ARE my boyfriend, who's this other girl youre singing to? Like Justin SORRY IF I WASNT GOOD ENOUGH! And in Beauty and a Beat Nicki Minaj says she's gotta keep an eye out for Selenur. SORRY WHAT? LAST TIME I CHECKED MY NAME ISN'T SELENUR K? And when I see him he's just on the wall like hello! I didn't pay 7$ just for you to be motionless! So guys I need help...
    ok I'm not crazy I was just bored so I felt like writing this crazy thing(:

  6. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:22pm EST
    So I was on instagram...
    & these 2 guys kept posting pictures about how they have over 700 text messages on their iPods & iPhones. Me being me, I commented "yup GROUP chats sure are annoying(:"
    then one of them commented back to me saying I was jealous and I explained how I wasn't.
    ANYWAYS (long story short) this one girl comments (that went to their previous school) saying I overreacted...
    She then followed me.
    The first thing I see on her profile? A link to Witty.
    What's next? 2 pictures of quotes on Witty where you can see the Witty Profiles logo.
    My only thought?
    GUURL, you are doing it wrong.
    Witty is our sanctuary, NOT to be shared with everyone.

  7. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:24pm EST
    Me: *finds presents*
    Me:OH those are probably for the people that are coming over tomorrow(:
    *middle of the night**
    Basement: THUMP THUMP THUMP
    Me: SANTA CLAUS!!!
    Me: *runs in basement*
    Me: *sees fat man*
    Me: ASDFGHJKL
    Man: *puts a bag into his sack (near the fireplace)*
    Me: Why is he putting the stuff in the bag....
    Me: He probably dropped something and is putting it back.
    Me: I'm gunna go back so he doesn't see me
    *Christmas morning*
    Me: *finds the same presents*
    Me: MOMMY SANTA CLAUS CAME HERE YESTERDAY AND LEFT THE PRESENTS IN THE BASEMENT THEN CAME BACK AND PUT THEM UNDER THE TREE!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL
    Mom: Honey, what are you talking about, Santa Claus isn't real...
    Me: SO MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
    Mom: ...
    Me: DINKLEBERG
    Mom:
    Mom:
    Mom:
    Me: ...who was the fat man in the basement then?
    Dad: HONEY WHERE IS THAT BAG OF MONEY THAT WAS IN THE BASEMENT NEAR THE FIRE PLACE LAST NIGHT?

  8. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 11:03am EST
    I don't have "haters"
    I just have fans in denial

  9. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 12:59pm EST
    So I know this one girl
    that was so paranoid about the world ending,
    that I decided to come runnning outside
    and scream that an astroid
    was gonna hit the earth in 10 minutes.
    Her reaction? Priceless

  10. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:00pm EST
    That Awkward Moment...
    When your mom tells you to stop using the internet,
    just as you realise she's been using it for 2 hours
    straight.

  11. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 5:28pm EST
    In this world, we're all convinced that being what you're not is something good, and being a good person, well is god damn stupid. Then there's me. I see people come in and out of my life not caring if they t r a m p l e all over my already broken heart. In this world, if you have an opinion it's stupid. If you dare say anything b a d about the "beauty queen" at your school, oh the world is not going to be fun. If you tell your friend a secret, are you sure they wont tell? In this world we are filled with backstabers and dirty little liars, but hey what can we do about it?

  12. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 5:22pm EST
    Best Friend: *texts*
    Me: *replys within 2 seconds
    Crush: *texts*
    Me: Should I text him back now?
    Me: What about now?
    Me: Now?
    Me: OK ITS BEEN 30 SECONDS I CANT HANDLE THIS.
    Me: *texts a two letter word*

  13. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 4:03pm EST
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    I bet I scared you.
    did i?
    did i?
    did i?
    did i?
    FINE. DONT ANSWER ME.

  14. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:51pm EST
    So I have this idea...
    I want to organize with my homeroom class so that one day
    in class someone will start humming "Baby One More Time" by
    Britney Spears.
    Then the group that person's in will slowly start humming along.
    Finally the entire class will end up humming it and at one point we'll all stand up and start actually singing the lyrics.
    How much trouble do you think we'll get in?
    This is actually my idea.

  15. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:42pm EDT
    That Awkward Moment...
    when there's a guy that's really sweet and you tell
    your bestfriend that you have a crush on him.
    You and your friend decide to joke around with him
    and your friend texts him that she likes him and she
    was supposed to say 'Jk' right after. BUT she didnt.
    Instead he says hold on and then he tells her that he likes her.
    Then she starts freaking out and then she tells you
    that she was going to tell you that she liked him
    when you told her that you liked him, but since you
    told her first, she decided to push the feeling away.
    You decide to tell him you love him, like you say to everyone,
    and he says it back. And then through another one of your
    friends he says that you never talk to him, and your friend
    tells him because he never talks to you. So he decided
    that he's gonna say hi to you and give you a random hug
    on Monday.
    Now thats awkward.
    ^^this just happened

  16. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 7:22pm EDT
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  17. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 8:35pm EDT
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #17
    Human's shed and grow a new outer layer of skin every 27 days.
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  18. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 8:31pm EDT
    That Awkward Moment...
    when you're doing something really retarded
    with your friends and then Mr. Hot Stuff
    desides to notice you at that very moment.
    now thats awkward

  19. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:26pm EDT
    That Awkward Moment...
    when you're casually on twitter... AND THEN
    all of a sudden you see like Harry Styles
    tweeting "follow so and so for a follow"
    and your like HOLY SH*T!
    and then you realise its a retweet
    and the original tweet isn't Harry Styles
    But its 'Herry Styles"
    now thats awkward

  20. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:22pm EDT
    *talking to family friend from Texas*
    friend: so yeah, since you live in Canada do you like ride polar bears to school and like do you like live in an igloo?
    me: *facepalm*
    true story

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