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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow  a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
Little girl: Then you ask him.

 
 
 
 
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales..... Teacher:

1473 faves · 19 comments · Apr 26, 2012 3:30pm

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pieluver · 1 decade ago
BURN
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Laura001 · 1 decade ago
:o oh my word...
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DrakeZebras · 1 decade ago
who is jonah
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skinnyminikitty · 1 decade ago
♥
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kd00 · 1 decade ago
Teacher forgot an oven mitt
cuz she got BURNED :p
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x3tabbybabex3 · 1 decade ago
that's SO funny! :)
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adrianaxo104 · 1 decade ago
what if*
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
lmao
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9yeres · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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SoccerGirl1016 · 1 decade ago
Haha. My priest actually told me this joke at church one day! (:
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imurwittygurl · 1 decade ago
OWNED!!
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DarkCatzy101 · 1 decade ago
Awsh Teacher Just got Burrrrned!
:L
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LuckyCutiepie12 · 1 decade ago
Lol,A Teacher cusses In Front Of A Little girl xD xx [;
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jeweleyes · 1 decade ago
burned like toast:)
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MusicLover05 · 1 decade ago
Awesome! go little kid
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Blondie_Miss · 1 decade ago
LIKE A BOSS! thats how its dont woman!
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Laura001 · 1 decade ago
thanks :]
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softb11 · 1 decade ago
I freaking love this! XD
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Laura001 · 1 decade ago
Sorry I meant, Teacher: What IF Jonah went to hell?
sorry!xx
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