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softb11

Status: I am in misery, there ain't nobody that can comfort me.

Member Since: 20 Oct 2010 08:14am

Last Seen: 8 Jul 2013 01:00am

Location: NeverLand

Gender: F

user id: 129444

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  1. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    How did the hipster burn his tongue?
    He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

  2. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:54pm UTC
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  3. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
    Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not. nmq/f

  4. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    What if,
    you woke up tomorrow, with only the things you thanked god for yesterday?

  5. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Hermione taught me too be brave. Taught me that I'm more than what people say. And I can make things happen.
    Bella tried to teach me that I can't be someone without a man.

  6. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Today in History class
    Teacher: *starts talking about Star Wars to my friend*
    Me: *cough, cough* NERD TALK!
    Teacher: You've never seen Star Wars?
    Friend: She just saw The Titanic for the first time the other day.
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me: Because I have a life. You should get one.
    Teacher: Don't tell me what to do.

  7. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Staring at a dead body in a movie
    to see if you can see them breathing.

  8. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I'm officially naming my TV remote
    Waldo.

  9. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    If you were born in September
    You're parents started their New Year off with a bang.

  10. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:52am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Casually pulling your phone out,
    During an awkward situation.

  11. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    That FML moment when...
    You're playing with your pen in class, and it flys across the room.

  12. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    That inspiring feeling you get,
    when you see someone wearing their army uniform.
    nmf

  13. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    You're beautiful.
    B-rilliant
    e-xtrordinary
    a-wesome
    u-nique
    t-houghtful
    i-ntellegent
    f-unny
    u-nstoppable
    l-oveable

    nmf/q
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    1.03.01

  14. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high.
    Me: Sometimes, when it's cold outside.. I like to breathe really hard and pretend I'm a dragon.

    nmf/q
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    1.03.01

  15. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    *Hears noise*
    *grabs closest object and holds it up like a knife.*.
    JUST ME?

  16. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    I may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but I can put 2 & 2 togther.

  17. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    ||||||| WE LIVE IN A GENERATION WHERE LIKING A CERTAIN FOOTBALL TEAM, CAN MAKE YOU LOSE A FRIEND.

  18. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Admit it
    We all want that tree next to our window that we can sit on when were upset (:

  19. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Me without you,
    is like a Mexican being allergic to tacos♥

  20. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Me &
    You. ♥

:)

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