Nalan

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Ahoy There Jolly Merman!
Hi, my name is Anna, but my friends all call me Alan/Nana Alan/ Nalan, hence the screen name being Nalan.
I like animals, especially Lions, Zebras, Dogs and Narwhals. I like Lady Gaga, Jessie J, Ed Sheeran, Biffy Clyro, Mumford and Sons, Noah and the Whale, and Pegasus Bridge (thanks to Esther, Emily and Andrew :))

Oh, and I LOVE The Beatles (Who Doesn't?!)

And Fleetwood Mac. 'Coz I'm cool. This list could go on for a while...
Oh, and I love YOU, my crazy little gherkin....
Harry Potter, The Hunger Games (the books, not the games XD) and Percy Jackson are like adfghgjvhtsaj awesome <3

Nalan
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 3:07pm UTC

If you look up at the sky on a clear night, you can see thousands of stars, all at once.
And those stars are a tiny fraction of the Universe, because, actually, humans can only account for 4% of it.
And it is constantly expanding, and acelerating as it does so.
And because it is constantly expanding, that makes you infinitely small.
It really should be scary. Absolutely terrifying. Humans have a habit of being afraid of the unknown.
But this is different. It's not scary at all. In fact, it is, more often than not, incredibly comforting.
Even the internet doesn't know how very very small the earth is in relation to the Universe.
It is estimated to contain at least 300 sextillion stars.
So, in all of that, the chances of it not being okay in the end, are smaller than you can ever imagine.

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November 13, 2012 4:14pm UTC

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November 2, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Okay.

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Nalan
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 5:19pm UTC

The Awkward
Moment When
You type 'hotmaid' into Google instead of 'Hotmail'

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Nalan
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Love, it will
not betray you,
dismay or
enslave you;
it will set you free
♥

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posted a quote
July 14, 2012 1:12pm UTC

Someday,
I'm gonna freeze mentos in icecubes,
and make time bomb fizzy drinks...

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posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Even at the end of
Year 9,
When someone gets called from a lesson to go and see another teacher,
the whole class goes; "Oooooooooooh"

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Nalan
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Ballads written by rock bands always turn out to be the best ones...

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July 10, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Summer 2012:
Most People: Wahoo! Bikinis! Tan Lines! The Beach!
Me: I have an almost permanent water line just below the knee on my jeans where my wellies stop. -.-

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posted a quote
July 10, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Person: "Josh Hutcherson isn't fit..."
Me: Should've gone to specsavers...

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posted a quote
June 11, 2012 12:49pm UTC

I may have to
Permanently borrow
My sister's gold eyeliner...

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Nalan
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 1:22pm UTC

☀
The Sun is Up,
The Sky is Blue,
It's Beautiful,
And So Are You.
♥

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Nalan
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse,
They went along and did anyway...

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posted a quote
May 18, 2012 2:49pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When
Yo u r c o m p u t e r f r e e z e s o n a n i m a g e o f H f r o m S t e p s ...

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Nalan
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Apparently the Moustache
That is drawn on my arm
Must be removed immediately
Because it affects my learning...

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posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:03am UTC

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE POST ANOTHER PICTURE OF THEMSELVES ON FACEBOOK AND PUT THE CAPTION AS;
"I NEEDED A NEW PROFILE PICTURE <3"
NO YOU DIDN'T.

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posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC

When you're halfway through you elderly neighbor's garden,
To retrieve your frisbee,
And you hear a dog bark and
nearly poo yourself.

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Nalan
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 4:25pm UTC

I WANT A WALRUS.

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posted a quote
April 27, 2012 12:49pm UTC

70 questions!
1. Name - Anna
2. Nickname - Alan, Nana Alan, Nalan, Nazza Azza (apparently)
3. Primary School- St. Briavels/Broughton!!!
4. Tall or short - Tallish
5. Sweats or jeans - Jeans
6. Orange or apple - BOTH!!!!
7. Do you have a crush on someone - maybe
8. Eat or drink - EAT
9. Piercings - Ears
10. Pepsi or coke - COKE, but only just...
Have you ever...
11. Been in an airplane ? Yes
12. Been in a relationship ? No, me be pringle
13. Been in a car accident ? Not really
14. Been in a fist fight ? Noo
Firsts & lasts
15. First piercing - Ears
16. First best friend - Ellie
17. First award - Dunno - that sounds a bit vain...
18. First crush - Erk
19. First word - Bye
20. Last person you talked to in person - Greer
21. Last person you texted - Granny
22. Last friend(s) you watched a movie with - Greer and Alyshaa
23. Last food you ate - An oreo I think, because school lunch doesn't really count as food
24. Last movie you watched in theaters - Pirates...in an adventure with scientist.....because I am super mature and sophisticated
25. Last song you listened to - Songbird - Fleetwood Mac
26. Last thing you bought - A Creme Egg and a big green-lidded milch
27. Last person you hugged - Does Big Teddy count?
Favorites
28. Food ? PASTAAA!!
29. Drink ? Home-made lemonade
30. Flower ? Uh, Carnations
31. Animal ? Dogs, Cats, Lions, Zebras, or Narwhals
32. Color ? Rainbowww!
33. Place ? Cornwall <3
34. Movie ? Toy Story
35. Subject? Art
Have you ever ...
36. Fallen in love with someone? Not really
37. Celebrated Halloween? I've trick or Teated, so... yeah...
38. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone? No, because it doesn't let you...?
39. Wanted to smack someone REALLY hard? Oh Yes. I actually have a list...
40. Eaten a whole pizza? Yep
41. Did something you regret? Yup
42. Broke a promise? probably
43. Hidden a secret? Ja
44. Pretend to be happy? Occasionally
Your future...
45. Want kids?Oui
46. Want to get married: Ja
47. Career? I don't have a clue... I probably should... maybe a Vet
Which is better in the opposite gender?
48. Lips or eyes? Eyez
49.Shorter or taller - Taller
50. Romantic or spontaneous- Spontaneous and RaNdOm
51. Hook up or relationship - Relationship
52. Looks or personality - Bothh
Have you ever...
53. Lost glasses/contacts? Moo
54. Snuck out? Nah
55. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Nope
56. Broke someones heart? Not that I know of...
57. Been in love? not really
58. Been arrested? Nah, I got away ;)
Do you believe in;
59. Yourself; Yah
60. Miracles; kind of
61. Love at first sight; No
62. Santa: YES
63. Forever & Always; Not really
TRUTHFULLY
64. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Any of ma bros
65. Who your real friends are: You see that bonkers lot that just galloped through tesco? thats them :)
66. Who was the last person you texted: My Granny
67. Who your best friend : See question 65
68. Boy you trust the most: probably dan, cos i've known him for ages so he's like ma bro 69. Girl you trust the most : See question 67
70. Who was the last person you called; My hoose
nmf/sort of mq

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Nalan
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Here's to the kids
who see the 'Here's to the kids'
quotes and think,
that's me after reading each one...

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