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Heeeeeey! I'm Jessica Lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa!!!!!
Okay, just LA.
EPIC LAST NAME RIGHT?!?!?!?

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 5:10pm UTC

The Awkward
Moment When
someone catches you singing to yourself...
nmf

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 2:05am UTC

Just close your eyes
the sun is going down
You'll be alright
no one can hurt you now
Til' morning light
you and I'll be
Safe and Sound
♥

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I remember the time when
everytime you heard the letters "JB" together, it meant the Jonas Brothers
♥
series?

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Fav and I'll... give you the name that looks good with you!
just comment your name! :)

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 12:17am UTC

Yesterday's secret
Is now today's topic
because of you.

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 12:14am UTC

GO SUCK A PICKLE :)

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Friends are forever. Boys are whatever!
NMQ

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Girl with secret:
"Hey, don't tell anyone this."
Gossip girl 1:
"OK"
"Hey, don't tell anyone this."
Gossip girl 2:
"OK"
"Hey, don't tell anyone this."
Gossip girl 3:
"OK"
"Hey, don't tell anyone this."
Someone I REALLY don't want to know:
"OK"
Fav if you hate when ppl do this

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 8:37pm UTC

Hi babe, what are you doing?
Nothing much really. I'm really tired from work so I'm gonna take a shut-eye. And you?
Oh nothing much... just in a club behind you.

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 1:53am UTC

The best part about this quote is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 1:50am UTC

Dear Girls,
If a guy ever pauses a game to text you back,
MARRY HIM

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 1:47am UTC

LOOK LEFT>>>>>YOU FAILED

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 1:45am UTC

The human brain is amazing
It funtions 24 hours. For 365 days.
It funtions right from the time we were born & only stops when we...
TAKE EXAMS.

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imurwittygurl
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 1:38am UTC

EVERYDAY THOUSANS OF INNOCENT PLANTS ARE KILLED BY VEGATARIANS
HELP END THE VIOLENCE

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