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skinnyminikitty

Status: I JUST REILIZED TOMORROWS IS CHRISTMAS EVE LIKE DAYYYMMMN CHRISTMAS YOU IS A SNEAKY @#!*%

Member Since: 9 Oct 2011 01:21pm

Last Seen: 10 Apr 2013 07:49pm

Location: narnia

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:08pm UTC

--
I'ts so funny how ,
the people that know
the least about you
have the most to say.
--

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:01pm UTC

oh father, please, father
put the bottle down for
the love of a daughter
lied to your flesh
and your blood
put your hands on
the one that you swore
you loved
-demi lovato

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Tom Daley: Hi I'm Tom Daley.
Tom Daley: I'm 18.
Tom Daley: I'm hot as f/ck.
Tom Daley: I dive professionally.
Tom Daley: I'm competing in the 2012 Summer Olympic Games
Tom Daley: I'm British, so I have a cute accent.
Tom Daley: I have other hot, British friends.
Tom Daley: I have perfect teeth, beautiful eyes, and gorgeous brown hair.
Tom Daley: I hip thrusted to "Sexy and I Know It"
Tom Daley: I have an amazing personality.
Tom Daley: I'm really really really good at maths.
Tom Daley: I have an amazing body.
Tom Daley: And, surprise, I'm even friends with your favorite band, One Direction.
Tom Daley: Lol, problem?

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:25pm UTC

i want to hate him, but i cant

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:05am UTC

2012 Insults #1
B/TCH ONE DIRECTION WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!!

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:48am UTC

Dont you dare text me in that tone

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Expect anything from anyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cuz even
x||||||||| THE DEVIL w a s o n c e
an angel.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 11:35am UTC

♥YMCMB♥

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:24pm UTC

nothing's f ine
{ I'M TORN. I'M ♥ ALL OUT «
o f f a i t h , t h i s i s x||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
How I FeeL♥
keegster format

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 1:36pm UTC

"W h e n e v e r i get sad
i just imagine
if babies were born with mustaches"
-Liam

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Floorboard: Oh, you want to sneak out?
Floorboard: Let me play the song of my people.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 12:49pm UTC

Interviewer: I've got a Harry doll here. Now, can you show me where the bad man touched you ?
Harry: Here *Points to face*. Here *Points to his private* and Here *Points to his bum*
Interviewer: And how did that make you feel ?
Harry: *Looks down* Sad

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Apparently it's legal
to marry 5 boys in Madagascar.
pack your bags One Direction, we're leaving

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 7:23pm UTC

>>{♥}<<
{Shes addicted to the song lyrics that spill her heart out for her}

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 1:54pm UTC

doctor : are you sexually active?
me: omg
me: hahhahahhahhhhahahaaha
me:*laughs for an hour*
me: *makes a weird noise*
me: *Transforms into a potatoe*
me: *rolls into the sunset*

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:58pm UTC

EVERYTHINGS ADDING UP
you been through
h e l l a n d b a c k [x] [x] [x]
{x} thats why your bad as fck
-drake

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 10:17pm UTC

"who are you talking to?"
» ITS JAKE,
JAKE FROM STATE FARM<<

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 9:27pm UTC

you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi
you: hi
you: Do u like 1 direction
stranger: which one
your chat has been ended by you.
i

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 4:11pm UTC

*someone makes fun of one direction*
B/CH SWITCH ON

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Hey girl, let me talk to you
okay justin bieber,
okay go ahead

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