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skinnyminikitty
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June 21, 2012 11:59am UTC

PARTY IN THE BACKYARD
unless your a cop.
then there is no party.
move along

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Bro tip #6
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 8:29am UTC

I didnt change
things around me changed
and i grew up
You should try it sometime
format credit to OneDirection/Quote by OneDirection

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skinnyminikitty
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June 17, 2012 12:28pm UTC

Boy: im talking to this really pretty girl
Girl: oh...
Boy: You wana know who she is?
Girl: sure :c
Boy: Its you
GUYS THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME :D

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 1:29pm UTC

control your wh0remones, slu†

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skinnyminikitty
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June 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC

1,500 tabs open
which one is the sound coming from??

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Friend texts you at 3am
"are you asleep"
No. im fu(king sky diving.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 11:50am UTC

she cringed under the fist of her
so called "lover."
just a bruise or scar that
make-up would cover.
another fist, another blow.
why did this girl love him so?
he reeled her in and held her tight.
he promised to always treat her right.
his smile was big and his eyes seemed true,
how could she have known he would be so cruel?
the cuts and bruises were everywhere.
she didn't know how much more she could bear.
her body was weak, but weaker it grew.
she was at his mercy,
and there was nothing she could do.
this young girl's innocence was taken away.
oh, how it feels to
cant leave,
yet cant stay.
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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 1:05pm UTC

dude i wasnt that drunk
you started crying and said that u realized snakes are just tails with faces.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:52am UTC

Dumb s/ut: WOW what a NERD
Teacher: Cut it out he could be you boss someday
Nerd: Highly unlikly, i dont plan on being a pimp
Class: OOOOHHH BUUURRNN

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 12:25pm UTC

kill them
with
kindness

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 1:52pm UTC

oh hey angel face
next time
buy a whole shirt.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 1:10pm UTC

"Okay, if we get caught,
heres the story-"

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 10:28am UTC

We, we guna handle that later, right now lets get this paper. and smile for all them haters :)
-Mac Miller ♥

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:06pm UTC

is home where your supposed to be safe? or scared? i dont even know anymore

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 1:38pm UTC

peeta: My burt bread brings all the girls to the yard-
Katness: omg stop
peeta: -and there like, "its better then squirrels"

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 1:12pm UTC

One Does Not Simply
Ignore Bubble Wrap.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Student: Can I Go to the bathroom?
Teacheridk can you
Student: When I was using Can I was using it as a secondary model form, as a verbal modifier asking for permission, opposed to expressing ability. Im sorry. I thought that you learned that sense you were a teacher. My bad. May I use the restroom?
Teacher:
Student:
Teacher;
Student:
Teacher: go.
Student: peace out

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:23pm UTC

omg.
what if
no one's wish came true
cuz somebody wished for
no one's wish to come true
MIND=BLOWN

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 8:21pm UTC

laying in bed texting..
Phone drops on your face

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