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A marine was deployed to Afganistan.
While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

                                     
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A marine was deployed to Afganistan. While he was there, he recieved

1097 faves · 40 comments · Mar 12, 2012 2:10pm

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slowdance123 · 1 decade ago
love him!!
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NyanCah · 1 decade ago
ooo! He was smartt! :D x
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
thats legit! (: i love it! aha
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Esmeralda* · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Like a boss! :DD
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BebeCutie99 · 1 decade ago
Like a boss :D
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dontlickmyhamster · 1 decade ago
Beth Marine EVER
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ilovesoftball4 · 1 decade ago
PINTEREST. ahaaha.
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
& the girl will commit suicide because she's so hearbroken and everyone will blame the guy.
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Emanarocks · 1 decade ago
id love to see her face :D

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softb11 · 1 decade ago
Lol!! REJECTED! :D
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what_the_fuckkk · 1 decade ago
can someone explain it to me, I don't get it
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
thats awesome :D
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Lmaoo. :')
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InMyMind · 1 decade ago
Whahaha amazing ;)
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PlatinumKid98 · 1 decade ago
I wish i saw the girlfriends face seeing 24 different faces!!! Day. Made.
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aehadden99 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO THAT MADE MY DAY I LOVE YOU BRO.(;
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xxILoveYouSoMuchxx · 1 decade ago
this is amazing! that's such a good idea
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LetsRunaway_ · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA this is amazing :D
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JustMe1996 · 1 decade ago
*Afghanistan (: !
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emma21 · 1 decade ago
this was in the show M*A*S*H (the war show) i laughed sooooo hard. love that show.
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