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Emanarocks

1. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 9:45am UTC
   Oh my god. I was watching tosh.0 and saw this question and literally died
   thinking that a human being would ask such a stupid question.
   Question
   Are there zoo's in africa?
   Im guessing if africa does have zoos it would be filled with animals we
   think are normal like rabbits, squirrels, birds, and racoons?
   _____________________________________________________
   Answer
   OMFG..i find it completely ignorant when people think Africa has nothing,and is full of animals,AFRICA DOES HAVE ZOOS WITH REGULAR ANIMALS LIKE AMERICA..we also have amusement parks.
   
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2. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 9:26am UTC
   Am I the only one who thinks Witty should have
   One Direction as a category?
   
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3. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   There's always that moment when you accidently drop the toilet paper in the toilet.
   
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4. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   Dear Students,
   I know when you're texting.
   S i n c e r e l y,
   N o b o d y l o o k s d o w n a t t h e i r c r o t c h a n d s m i l e s .
   
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5. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2012 6:44am UTC
   Me: Look at these guns.
   Mom: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!
   OWNED BY MY OWN MAMA.
   
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6. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2012 6:22am UTC
   Josh: What are you doing? Drake: I'm writing this note and tying it to this squirrel.
   Josh: Yeah because everytime I see a squirrel i check its tail for messages!
   
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7. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2012 7:34am UTC
   LONG BUT WORTH READING.
   I know everyone is saying "Witty Changed!"
   but this time I'm serious. Witty used to be funny and creative.
   If you have a tumblr then you would know almost every post on witty
   is from tumblr. And also one direction posts are taking over witty
   I'm sick and tired of logging on witty and 60 % of the top quotes
   are one direction. IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
   And I know that there are a lot of non directioners out there
   because of others obsession. I myself am I directioner and a belieber
   but I never see anything on witty anymore that would make me almost
   pee my pants. So I am asking this from you guys.
   If you agree and your a directioner. STOP MAKING THOSE POSTS SO MUCH!
   I know that there are some famous one direction post makers
   like mrs zayn malik, and One Direction. But a couple is enough.
   We don't need all of witty posting about them. Lets just make it simple
   and STOP posting about the same subject. Its okay every once in a while to post about one direction.
   You guys are so obsessed you repost the same posts about one direction
   A MILLION TIMES. Once was enough. Now please stop.
   Also comparing things to one direction makes you guys sound weird.
   heres a example
   life or one direction.
   one direction ;D
   SERIOUSLY? I've seen this almost 2390183278 times.
   on witty and tumblr. SO KNOCK IT OFF.
   If you agree with me fav this quote. If not comment your opinion.
   I'd love to hear what you have to say.
   
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8. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 12:38am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. Emanarocks
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   TRINTY Chapter OnenmfI woke up, like usual i was home alone. I sat up and smiled at my white terrier dog Vanilla.She got her name from loving vanilla ice cream & her fur color.I stood up and headed towards my computer, Vanilla started jumpingaround. "what?" I asked. Vanilla ran to her food bowl barking loudly.I went into the kitchen and poared dog food into her bowl. Getting backto myself I went online and tried logging into my email. Then I noticed breaking news.There was a crime scene right out my door and police officers were literly outside.There's crime scene tapes all around our building. I read along.It seems that 5 crime scenes took place two nights ago. Police officers are on the crime sceneright now. I couldn't believe it. Finally I stood up and went outside to enjoy the morning with a cappacino.I put on a long trench coat and slipped on my boots . I headed outside and down the street.I turned my head and saw all the police tape and police officers.The second I turned my head. A car came racing towards me. My body froze like ice.Too scared to move or even lift my feet or arms. I was frantic on what was gonna happen next.I took one look forward and fainted. thats when it hit me. I was hit by a car.The minute I turned my head, I could hear all the police officers running around trying to help me and catch the criminal who didn't bother to stop. He was probably across 3 streets by now.So I layed there. Trying to move. I noticed a pool of blood behind me. Was I dead? Was I hit?What happened? So many questions flooded my head,Then my heart stopped beating I was dead.------I woke up the next morning. the sound of my mom yelling wasn't the best morning alarm clock.My mom was in tears. I asked casually,"Whats wrong?" She replied with a depressed look on her face." Quinn died this morning." she said as a tear fell down her face.My face instantly froze. My best friend. is dead. Just the thought abandoned me in air.
   
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10. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
    *CHOKES* nmf.
    
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11. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    hunger games...
    I get a top quote now right?
    NMQ/NMF
    
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12. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Am i the only one who..
    Wishes you were born with all the knowledge in the world.
    
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13. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:21am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Who else is annoyed by...
    all those quotes that say " For every fave I won't cut!" as if clicking a heart is going to help.and you can hate on me all you want but i swear witty is getting taken over by those quotes.
    
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14. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:15am UTC
    If you could have...
    One wish what would it be?
    mine's a cure for all diseases like cancer, diabetes, huntingtons, down syndrome, & so on.
    favorite if you agree.
    nmf
    
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15. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    There's always that one
    Piece of hair that never wants to join the rest of your hair in a ponytail.
    -__-
    nmf
    
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16. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    I would saill across the east sea, |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| just to see you on the far side ♥
    nmf
    
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17. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:43pm UTC
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    LOVE
    Format by Breeze
    
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18. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    MEOW.
    - Gary
    now fave if you like Gary,
    :3
    
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19. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    I never believed
    in those baby maker ads, as if my baby is really going to be born with a natural mustache and beard.
    
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20. Emanarocks
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    I logged in with
    269
    notifications,
    THANK YOU WITTIANS!!
    EVEN THOUGH MY QUOTES S U C K !
    
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