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ilovesoftball4

1. ilovesoftball4
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2012 10:22pm UTC
   Welcome to the world, baby brother! (:
   
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2. ilovesoftball4
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   you're not a s lut?
   so are you like a volunteer p r o s t i t u t e or something?
   
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3. ilovesoftball4
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   I have an amazing life and I couldn't be more happy with the people in it. Therefore, you two-faced "I''m better than you" people back off and keep your remarks to yourself, or say them to my face... Whatever floats that little boat of yours.
   
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4. ilovesoftball4
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   I know we aren't dating, but
   whenever I see someone else flirting with you, I want to punch them in the face. :)
   
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5. ilovesoftball4
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   Did you know,
   that your brain can not make faces?
   Therefore all the faces you see in your dreams are actually of people you've seen in real life or in a movie or pictures.
   You might just not have really noticed them?
   Mind=Blown.
   ☼
   
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6. ilovesoftball4
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   Call a girl beautiful, not hot.
   She's a lady, not a temperature.
   
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7. ilovesoftball4
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   April 9, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. ilovesoftball4
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   HOW TO TELL IF YOU GREW UP IN THE 90'S.(;
   Using the lines below, create a letter.
   I I I
   I I I
   
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9. ilovesoftball4
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2012 11:08am UTC
   ♥ Today I saw
   a teenage boy
   in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
   a box of tampons,
   chocolate,
   cough medicine,
   & a box of tissues
   >>guys like that give me hope.<<
   
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10. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 10:37am UTC
    ‎- unfortunately, you still kinda mean something to me..
    You're just not worth the fight anymore..
    
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11. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    careful, girls.fat guys just want
    to get into your pantries.. ;) ♥
    
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12. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    You fall in love with a person;
    Not a gender.
    Not an age.
    Not a race.
    A person. ♥
    
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13. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Send me a picture. This time take it off.
    Take what off?
    The make up. You're perfect without it.
    <3
    
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14. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Heyy :)
    Error: Your message could not be sent. The ex you're trying to reach has moved on. Error number: 2 years wasted.
    Nmq/nmf
    
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15. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Dear s l u t s,
    Please control your whoremones.
    
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16. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    I love you.
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    format by julietechoecho
    
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17. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading.
    One day an 11 year old girl asked her daddy, "What are you going to get me for my 15th birthday?"
    The father replied, "There is much time left." When the girl was 14 she fainted and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor cam out and told her dad that she had a weak heart. When she was lying in th hospital bed she said, "Daddy, have they told you I'm going to die yet?" The father replied, "Yes" as he left weeping. She said "How can you be sure?" He turned around from the door and said "I know." She turns 15 when she is recovering and comes home to find a letter on her bed. It says "My Dearest Daughter, if you are reading this it means all went well as I told you. One day you asked me what I was giving you for your 15th birthday, I didn't know then but now my present to you is MY HEART."
    ...Her father donated his heart. ❤
    
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18. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Just gonna stand there and watch me roar.
    But that's alright because I'm a dinosaur.
    
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19. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    I'm a jiggiling ball of fat.
    Explain how that is sexy.
    Sincerely,
    A boob.
    
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20. ilovesoftball4
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    I hope Snooki doesn't have any
    complications while delivering her baby.
    She'd hate to hear the doctor say...
    "We have a little Situation here."
    
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