Esmeralda*

Status: i like to not smile in pictures so people know how heartless i am

Member Since: 29 Oct 2011 08:52am

Last Seen: 1 Apr 2018 08:05am

Birthday: July 7

Location: Belgium

Gender: F

user id: 232137

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Esmeralda*
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April 8, 2014 4:20pm UTC

homework? decent grades?
the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

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Esmeralda*
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March 3, 2014 2:48pm UTC

straight a’s???? why not gay a’s stop homophobia now

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Esmeralda*
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March 3, 2014 2:14pm UTC

i use ♡ instead of ♥ because it’s hollow and empty just like my actual heart

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Esmeralda*
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March 3, 2014 2:10pm UTC

me: no i’m not smiling at you i’m smiling at your cat don’t look at me

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Esmeralda*
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December 14, 2013 4:44pm UTC

I miss you
it's undeniable
i can try to avoid it as much as i want
but i can't help aching to have you back whenever you vaguely cross my mind
the worst part probably is that you don't miss me back
i wouldn't be surprised if i never even crossed your mind
what we had was so great
i want to run back to you so badly and confess everything i feel but i know it's futile
nothing will change
you won't care
and now the only thing i have left to do is sit here and wait for this pain to pass
E.b.

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Esmeralda*
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December 12, 2013 1:52pm UTC

there is a girl in the front of my class
who i swear i've never seen do anything but laugh
she's tall and she's smart
beautiful and strong
and when someone's down
she tries to fix what's wrong
how does someone so perfect
feel so insecure
as to scar her skin with cuts and burns
and still want to hurt more
how does someone so loving
learn to hate her own guts
drawing a picture on her arms with a blade
as if her mind isn't dark enough

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Esmeralda*
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November 9, 2013 11:26am UTC

I want to hold hands and waste friday nights with you

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Esmeralda*
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November 8, 2013 6:08pm UTC

oh, what I would give to sleep in your arms tonight

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Esmeralda*
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August 27, 2013 5:41pm UTC

7 ways to scare your roommate
1) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so,
look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
2) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one
pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3) Tell your roommate "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint.
When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say,
"Oh yeah, I remember!' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in,
sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
5) Make a sanwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sanwich.
Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say
"Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
6) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!"
as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards
keep looking at your watch and saying, shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
7) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended,
throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining,
"No, I want to see them suffer."

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Esmeralda*
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May 19, 2013 7:06am UTC

WHAT IS YOUR BATMAN NAME???
What is your Batman name? Find out here!
Use the 2nd letter of your first name:
A = Bat G = Bat M = Bat T = Bat
B = Bat H = Bat N = Bat U = Bat
C = Bat I = Bat O = Bat V = Bat
D = Bat J = Bat P = Bat W = Bat
E = Bat K = Bat Q = Bat X = Bat
F = Bat L = Bat R = Bat Y = Bat
S = Bat Z = Bat
Then the 1st letter of your last name:
A = man G = man M = man T = man
B = man H = man N = man U = man
C = man I = man O = man V = man
D = man J = man P = man W = man
E = man K = man Q = man X = man
F = man L = man R = man Y = man
S = man Z = man
Put your two names together, and that is your Batman name! Comment your name!

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Esmeralda*
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April 6, 2013 5:26pm UTC

I Just saw the most
AMAZING THING, THE F//CK I GAVE...
FLEW AWAY,
amazing!
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Esmeralda*
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March 2, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Why am I so perfect
I must be a cat

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Esmeralda*
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February 13, 2013 3:56pm UTC

F//CK THIS SH//T,
IMMA BE MY OWN VALENTINE.
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Esmeralda*
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January 11, 2013 6:44am UTC

Comment your name & I'll post a name that sounds good with yours. :3
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Esmeralda*
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October 15, 2012 11:34am UTC

Girl : I'm having a heart surgery today.
Boy : I know.
Girl : I love you !
Boy : I love you too !
*After surgery her dad is the only one in the room.*
Girl : Where is he?
Dad : Who do you think gave you the heart?
Girl : *Starts crying.*
Dad : JK, he's in the bathroom.

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Esmeralda*
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October 12, 2012 4:03pm UTC

I never knew love would hurt like a heart attack.
Worst pain that I ever met.

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Esmeralda*
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October 11, 2012 3:15pm UTC

I love people who can make me smile
when i don't even want to smile.

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Esmeralda*
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July 13, 2012 12:04pm UTC

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person, you may be the world.♥
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Esmeralda*
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July 13, 2012 11:21am UTC

He lies, she cries.
He's not sorry, but he apologizes.
She compains, he doens't change.
But yet, she still stays.
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