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  1. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
    I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

  2. GoneCra2y GoneCra2y
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Seeing a quote with 400 comments
    Me: They Must have made fun of One Direction
    Me: Or Nutella
    Me: Or Gay Marriage

  3. sunnynicky sunnynicky
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
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    My dentist told me once
    that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  4. Musicforever97 Musicforever97
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    nmf nmq
    THAT weird moment when
    You take a drink of something
    and half of it ends
    Up
    Going Down your shirt

  5. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Reasons Why I'm Single:
    1) I can't date food
    2) I can't date the internet
    3) I can't date myself

  6. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.

  7. summer_girlxo summer_girlxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Solve this riddle for me.
    1. What's the first name of the guy on fresh prince of Bell Air?
    2. What is the letter after T?
    3. What is the opposite of stop?
    4. Three strikes and you're?
    5. To find the area of a rectangle use length times?
    6. Do re ... fa sol la ti do?
    Will
    u
    go
    out
    width
    mi
    Of course I will!
    nmq

  9. taylorcameron taylorcameron
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Guy: I like you(:
    Me: Awh, thanks :)
    Guy: Do you like me?
    Me: Sorry, I have a boyfriend..
    Guy: So what? You can cheat ;)
    Me: No, I can't. I'm with that person because I love them. Why would I throw all of that away for someone else? You may think that's okay, but no, it's not.Do you not have a heart? Would you actually hurt someone like that?
    Am I the only one who still has respect for people I love?

  10. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    I'm a teenage girl.
    My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny.
    And that's a problem because I like Johnny.
    Now I'm emotionally compromised.
    I'm all OMG Becky's not even hot!

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    leaning when the bowling ball
    goes the wrong way.
    nmf/nmq
    twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

  12. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Dad: why are your eyes red?
    Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
    Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

  13. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    me: why are those guys staring at me?
    me:is there something on my face?
    me:is there something on my shirt?
    me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
    me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
    friend:maybe they think you're cute.
    me:are you stupid or something?
    tumblr.

  14. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    My neighbor knocked on my door at 3:30am this morning , Can you believe that 3:30 am ?!!luckily for him i was still upplaying my drums... m

  15. krissymore19 krissymore19
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:03am UTC
    1940's shopping *Girls: OMG honey I can see your ankles you cant buy that !Today *Girls : OMG honey I cant see your butt you need something shorter !

  16. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:23am UTC
    I find it funny how all the "guys" sign their quotes with their names
    (which is against the rules)
    but none of the girls do it.

  17. MissSopralto MissSopralto
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC
    blacklace
    When all the people in
    High School Musical
    have never rehearsed, but are all singing the same song and doing the exact same dance. In unison.
    nmf
    blacklace

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:44am UTC
    It has been over a year since it ended,
    but i still can't believe that Harry Potter is over.

  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
    Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

  20. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Three Things That Souldn't Be Broken;
    Friendships , Hearts , & Promises .

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