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Hammy1117

Status: Fangirls to your station

Member Since: 2 Jun 2012 07:13pm

Last Seen: 15 Jun 2014 10:55pm

Birthday: November 17

Location: Simply stalking One Direction of course

user id: 304996

76 Quotes
2,990 Favorites
99 Following
109 Followers
4 Comment Points
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 Truly,Madly,Deeply.   

Hello there beautiful
Are you a cover girl?
You look like one little miss FLAWLESS.
How bout clicking that follow button? eh?
okay.
I simply just love One Direction and Ed Sheeran
basically im obsessed with british people.

Yeah. I AM insecure. But for my own reasons.

Check out:
heyitsmadeline
& 1D_fanfiction
& magicalmustache

10/29/05 is the day God got a beautiful angel.
  1. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Obama? No
    Romney? No
    i voted for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

  2. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    What do you call a red headed ninja?
    A Ginja

  3. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    You just make me want to curl up in a ball
    and cry.

  4. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    You can't always wait for the perfect time,
    Sometimes you just have to
    dare and jump.

  5. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    You know why Shrek is the best Fairytale?
    Cause in some Fairytales, the Princess and the Prince are perfect, but in Shrek it teaches us that
    imperfect people can still have their own happy endings.

  6. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    I miss you
    but you just don't know how much.
    nmf

  7. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
    and he said to the man running the stand
    "Hey!"
    bum bum bum
    "got any grapes?"
    c'mon im not the only one who sang it.

  8. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:08pm UTC

    Keep Calm
    and
    be a
    Directioner.

  9. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I hear your heartbeat
    to the beat of the drums

  10. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Awkward Potatoes are awesome.

    THIS IS NOT AN OPINION ITS A FACT

  11. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Lots of people say if she's 14 and he's 18 its not okay.
    Why?
    Doesn't it only matter if they love each other?
    I'll have you know my parents are 9 years apart.
    and have been married for 16 years and counting.
    My mom is 36 and my dad is 45
    & its only called love

  12. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    ATTENTION WITTY
    I must tell you guys a secret I have been keeping back a while,
    I am
    The BATMAN
    My 2 friends are
    The Amazing Spider-Man
    &
    Superman
    we keep you safe.

  13. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    I'm 3 followers away from 100
    omg i love you omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
    omg i love you omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
    omg i love you omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
    omg i love you omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
    HOW?!

  14. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Mom: On a Scale from 1-10 how bad do you want to live in Lon-
    Me: TEN BILLION.
    Mom:
    Me:
    One Direction:
    Tom Daley:
    Fly:
    Mom: *walks out of room wondering how she gave birth to a potato*

  15. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:48am UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3WdTXS1xd0
    Listen to this.
    I have made your day

  16. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Goodbye September

  17. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    INNNNNNNNNNNN
    West Philadelphia born and raised

  18. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Alan: someone tweeted me this the other day
    Harry: Oh crap..
    Alan:"I wish I was The Alan Carr Chatty Man shows sofa so Harry could sit on my face"
    Boys: all laughing
    Alan: "SHE WAS NINE!"

  19. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:55am UTC
    POTATO
    It has some kind of effect on you doesn't it

  20. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Theres always that one person who makes your day bad

:)

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