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I'm a teenage girl.


My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny.

And that's a problem because I like Johnny.

Now I'm emotionally compromised.

I'm all OMG Becky's not even hot!

 
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I'm a teenage girl. My BFF Becky texts and says she's

605 faves · 11 comments · Jul 23, 2012 6:44pm

theWalrus

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theWalrus


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sawsaw2141998 · 1 decade ago
hahah
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XxpandaluverxX · 1 decade ago
lmao i loved this commercial :))
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hallucinating* · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6061468
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mgarcia503 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO :D I love this commercial :D
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Jessies_Girl · 1 decade ago
ugh i hate these kind of quotes. they're gonna be the end of witty as we know it
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elizabethanne12 · 1 decade ago
haha funny
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Protect yourself from mayhem like me with AllState
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greyskies · 1 decade ago
i looked this up on the internet, right, AND NOW I CANT STOP WATCHING THEM!!!!!! I'm the smartest raccoon ever.
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AnimexFreak · 1 decade ago
Before my bff and I liked the same person but she didn't know so I helped her be together with him and I was happy when they went out cause the two people I loved were happy together!
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fashionblast · 1 decade ago
Best. Commercials. Ever! :D
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XxVasHappeninxX · 1 decade ago
I LOVE YOU.
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