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zubair

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Member Since: 15 Feb 2012 12:55pm

Last Seen: 25 Mar 2016 02:20pm

Birthday: March 24

Gender: M

user id: 274307

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zubair
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 1:49pm UTC

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CAN'T WAIT TO RECEIVE
nothing on Valentine's day .

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zubair
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 5:54pm UTC

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I WAS CALLED LAZY TODAY....
i almost responded .

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zubair
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:43pm UTC

" I'm Sorry " and " my bad "
mean the same thing ....
Unless you are at a Funeral .

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zubair
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 4:26pm UTC

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WHY DO PARENTS
Think its so easy to get straight A's?

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zubair
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Proud to be 90's child..!!!
1. We are the last generation that learnt
to play on the street ;)
2. We are the first to play the video games:D
3. We are the first to see the cartoons in
color and went to amusements parks :')
4. We are the last to record songs of radio
on casettes :p
5. We are the pioneers of walkmans
and chatrooms ;)
6. We are the first generation to eat
Pizza'a and burgers :)
7. We are the pioneers who invented the
SMS LANGUAGE :D

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zubair
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 3:33pm UTC

The 5 Symptoms Of Laziness :
1 .

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zubair
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 5:02pm UTC

If we loved again....
~I swear i'd Love you right.

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zubair
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Crying Never Indicates
That you are weak...
Since Birth It Has Been Indicating That
You Are Alive...
♥

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zubair
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 3:56pm UTC

DEAR YouTube ,
You could atleast load the video while i watch those advertisemens..
SINCERELY,
-Everyone .

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zubair
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 5:55pm UTC

If anyone is having a Bad Day?
~
Remember That Today In 1976
Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800.
Now it's worth $58,065,210,000.
~facebook

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zubair
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:33pm UTC

After exercising, i always eat a Pizza...
Just Kidding.
I don't exercise :p

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zubair
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Singing a Song you don't know?
~
Don't Worry.
that 15 second part you DO know is coming up and....
you're gonna OWN that Sh*t.
~facebook

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zubair
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Me: *sitting in front of the computer*
Me: im hungry
Me: MOM!! make me something to eat!
Mom: come and make it yourself
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: i will survive

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zubair
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 3:31pm UTC

China has really impressed
me in the Olympics...
They use the same person for every event.
m

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zubair
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When you realise your fingers knows your password better than your brain.

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zubair
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:56pm UTC

People Change,
Things Go Wrong...
Stuff Happens,
Life Goes On....

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zubair
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Mom : ONE !
Me: Do you really think counting will make me do anything ?
Mom : TWO !
Me : .......
Mom :
Me: .....
Me: Oh sh*t !! I'm Going , I'm Going....

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zubair
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:53pm UTC

IF YOUR HEART WAS A
p r i s o n . . .
I would like to be sentenced
for life.♥
-facebook

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zubair
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:45pm UTC

My neighbor knocked on my door at 3:30am this morning , Can you believe that 3:30 am ?!!luckily for him i was still upplaying my drums... m

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zubair
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 4:40pm UTC

I am a Girl who's got a plan...just need a Guy ,who'll understand... m

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