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zubair

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Member Since: 15 Feb 2012 12:55pm

Last Seen: 25 Mar 2016 02:20pm

Birthday: March 24

Gender: M

user id: 274307

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  1. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 1:49pm UTC
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    CAN'T WAIT TO RECEIVE
    nothing on Valentine's day .

  2. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:54pm UTC
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    I WAS CALLED LAZY TODAY....
    i almost responded .

  3. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    " I'm Sorry " and " my bad "
    mean the same thing ....
    Unless you are at a Funeral .

  4. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    ...
    WHY DO PARENTS
    Think its so easy to get straight A's?

  5. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Proud to be 90's child..!!!
    1. We are the last generation that learnt
    to play on the street ;)
    2. We are the first to play the video games:D
    3. We are the first to see the cartoons in
    color and went to amusements parks :')
    4. We are the last to record songs of radio
    on casettes :p
    5. We are the pioneers of walkmans
    and chatrooms ;)
    6. We are the first generation to eat
    Pizza'a and burgers :)
    7. We are the pioneers who invented the
    SMS LANGUAGE :D

  6. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    The 5 Symptoms Of Laziness :
    1 .

  7. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    If we loved again....
    ~I swear i'd Love you right.

  8. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Crying Never Indicates
    That you are weak...
    Since Birth It Has Been Indicating That
    You Are Alive...

  9. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    DEAR YouTube ,
    You could atleast load the video while i watch those advertisemens..
    SINCERELY,
    -Everyone .

  10. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    If anyone is having a Bad Day?
    ~
    Remember That Today In 1976
    Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800.
    Now it's worth $58,065,210,000.
    ~facebook

  11. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    After exercising, i always eat a Pizza...
    Just Kidding.
    I don't exercise :p

  12. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Singing a Song you don't know?
    ~
    Don't Worry.
    that 15 second part you DO know is coming up and....
    you're gonna OWN that Sh*t.
    ~facebook

  13. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Me: *sitting in front of the computer*
    Me: im hungry
    Me: MOM!! make me something to eat!
    Mom: come and make it yourself
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: i will survive

  14. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    China has really impressed
    me in the Olympics...
    They use the same person for every event.
    m

  15. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you realise your fingers knows your password better than your brain.

  16. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    People Change,
    Things Go Wrong...
    Stuff Happens,
    Life Goes On....

  17. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Mom : ONE !
    Me: Do you really think counting will make me do anything ?
    Mom : TWO !
    Me : .......
    Mom :
    Me: .....
    Me: Oh sh*t !! I'm Going , I'm Going....

  18. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    IF YOUR HEART WAS A
    p r i s o n . . .
    I would like to be sentenced
    for life.♥
    -facebook

  19. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    My neighbor knocked on my door at 3:30am this morning , Can you believe that 3:30 am ?!!luckily for him i was still upplaying my drums... m

  20. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    I am a Girl who's got a plan...just need a Guy ,who'll understand... m

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