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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 10:37am UTC

Today while sitting in my college class.
I texted my boyfriend saying "I'm Bored".
Not even 5min later he came running in the door yelling
"Troll in the dungeon, just thought you oughta know"
Then collapsed on the floor just like in Harry Potter
Not only was my Teacher laughing so hard he let us go early.
But i think i have found "The One" (:

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arenaud
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:27am UTC

who else was forced
to play the recorder, as a kid?
nmf

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riley11
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 12:47pm UTC

I don't wish to be everything to everyone;
I wish to be something to someone

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luvlife116
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March 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Dora can wear a belly shirt and short shorts to school..
but I can't....

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lexi1020
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Periods. Of all things, why blood?
Why can't it be like... fairy dust or something?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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SoCCerHotZ4Life2
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 12:51pm UTC

OneDayShe Will
start sending you mixed signals
and you'll be getting mad because she
finially learned to play your game.

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livinsummerx3
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 6:09pm UTC

Never Let The
fear of striking out, keep you from playing the g a m e . ♥

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toinfiniteandbeyond
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:19pm UTC

cancer.my name is bo, im 12 years old and i was diagnosed with cancer, last month. i know the ending story with cancer. my brother and grandma have died from this terrible illness in these last 3 years. im scared. i dont want to die. my bestfriend and i made a bucket list together in the hospital. its not much but i would definitly like to complete the following...get over 100 favs on a quote on witty profiles <3

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:12pm UTC

TeenagerPost#159
Dora thinks she is sexy showing her belly button.
nmf.nmq.

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QuotesAreMyLife7
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:24pm UTC

hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 9:46pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW?
when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, its happiness
if its from the left, its pain.
nmf

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 8:34pm UTC

₪₪₪₪
Standing Up: Wow! I'm actually kinda skinny! Sit Down: Okay maybe not...
format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

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Gemmaa999
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Every girl has five personalities;
1. How she acts at school.
2. How she acts around her friends.
3. How she acts around her family.
4. How she acts when she's with him.
5. How she acts when she's alone.

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jcorocks462
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:24pm UTC

How I see two inches
| ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
1 2
How my hair-dresser sees two inches
| ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
1 2

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mumblebumble
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:45pm UTC

of course i miss you.
it's all i ever do anymore.

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Dream_Dare_Amaze
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 6:50pm UTC

one day you'll find your nemo, <<<
you might get lost in the ocean along the way,
but remember, just keep swimming
format by Kalliefornia

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audreyann
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC

On Fairly Odd Parents they say, “When you
grow up you lose your fairies, and you forget
you had them.” It makes me wonder if I had
them once.
mind=blown

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oliviarose
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 10:58am UTC

Hand Sanitizer.
Discovering unknown
paper cuts since 1946.

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arii321

posted a quote
February 6, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I'm not Clumsy
it's just that the floor hates me
the table and chairs bully me
>>>>and the wall always gets in the way

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marie1616
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 3:43am UTC

She pretends it doesn't
HURT
------------ > w i t h a s i m p l e s m i l e .
n m f

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