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jcorocks462

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Member Since: 18 Jun 2011 09:54pm

Last Seen: 4 Oct 2015 11:12am

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Hey Guys(:
I don't really feel like making my profile all fancy.
It's very time consuming...
Follow me:) 

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  1. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    AMAZAYN
    BRILLIAM
    EXTRAORDINHARRY
    FABULOUIS
    PHENOMINIALL
    One Direction♥

  2. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Random guy:
    Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your butt is
    starting to swirl!
    My friend:
    No, these are softball pants... because this butt is out of your
    league.
    I was laughing so hard.

  3. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Did you know that you can breath in and out really fast while
    sticking out your tongue?
    ........
    And that, my friends, is how you get a person to act like a dog.

  4. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    How I see two inches
    | ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
    1 2
    How my hair-dresser sees two inches
    | ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
    1 2

  5. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Just because you're afraid
    someone might leave your life
    doesn't mean you should
    let them overstay their welcome

  6. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Haters can't see me;; they have nosebleed seats:P

  7. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    You can keep on knockin'
    but you won't knock me down♥

  8. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    And girls, the worst
    thing you could do, is cry over a guy that is
    n o t w o r t h y o u r t e a r s .
    nmf

  9. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    The next time you get caught hitting someone, or some thing like that,
    just do what i do,
    and say,,
    "hand spasm, my bad."
    it WILL work:)

  10. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Seeing something weird on a poster
    and turning to your sibling
    {{ TO SAY
    "Hey, look! You're on that poster over there!"

  11. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Dear Dora,
    How can you fit that t-shirt over your head?
    Sincerely,
    IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSIBLE!

  12. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:54am UTC
    Excuse me, miss,
    you have a little face on your make-up :)

  13. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    One of the hardest
    things kids will have to face
    in 20-30 years,
    will be trying to find a username
    >>that isn't taken<<
    format; h0peful. damnntaylerx

  14. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:48pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Cop: "Stop!"
    Criminal: "Now make that mother F**ker hammer time
    like *breaks out dancing*."

  15. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    In class...
    *funny kid cracks a joke*
    class: HAHAHA
    teacher : hahaha *moodswing* GET BACK TO YOUR WORK!
    only my school?

  16. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    ____________________________________
    | TI-84 |
    | ______________________________ |
    | | i+3x< 3(u+x) | |
    | | i+3x< 3u+3x | | Even the calculator says so<3
    | | i<3u | |
    | | | |
    | | | |
    | |_______________________| |
    | |
    | (7) (8) (9) (alpha) |
    | (6) (5) (4) (math) (x) |

  17. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    "I like your hair."
    "thanks, I grew it myself."

  18. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    TEACHER: WRITE FOR 20 MINUTES
    Yeah, like that's gonna happen

  19. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    I'm the ghost
    of a girl that I want to be most,
    I'm the shell of a girl
    that I used to know well.

  20. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    People are much friendlier to me on
    Facebook
    then they are to
    me in
    person...

:)

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