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oliviarose

1. oliviarose
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   July 18, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   i dont hate you im just disappointedyou turned intoeverything you saidyou'd never benmf
   
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2. oliviarose
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   June 8, 2012 12:56pm UTC
   L o o k L e f t ---------------------------------------------> you failed
   
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3. oliviarose
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   June 8, 2012 12:41pm UTC
   me: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
   friend: nothing is impossible
   me: go staple water to a tree
   nmf/nmq
   
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4. oliviarose
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   June 5, 2012 12:37pm UTC
   When in doubt, mumble.
   nmf
   
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5. oliviarose
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   May 23, 2012 11:26am UTC
   ((_____Crayola_____))> ((_____Crayola_____))> ((_____Crayola_____))> ((_____Crayola_____))> ((_____Crayola_____))> ((_____Crayola_____))>Quote by cutehanan18
   
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6. oliviarose
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   May 18, 2012 8:01am UTC
   How deep would the ocean be without any sponges
   
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7. oliviarose
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   May 17, 2012 6:49pm UTC
   Hey i lost 5 pounds
   Did you take off your makeup
   -_-
   nmf
   
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8. oliviarose
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   May 17, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
   Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.nmf
   
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9. oliviarose
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   May 17, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   Me:Will you remember me in a week?Friend: YeaMe:Will you remember me in a month?Friend: YeaMe: Knock knock?Friend: Who's there?Me: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU REMEMBERED ME!n m f
   
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10. oliviarose
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    May 4, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    I'm not a stalker... I'm just an unpaid private investigator
    
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11. oliviarose
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    April 30, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    The only reason I get out of bed on the weekend is because I have to pee.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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12. oliviarose
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    April 30, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Last year, i asked Santa for the sexiest person alive for Christmas... I woke up in a box.
    
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13. oliviarose
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    April 30, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    A person is born with the need to be loved. And they never grow out of it.
    
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14. oliviarose
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    April 30, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    The most wasted day are the ones without any laughter Credit to dearblankpleaseblank
    
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15. oliviarose
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    April 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    HAS ANYONE ELES NOTICED THAT THE SYMBOL"&" Looks like a man dragging his butt acrossthe floor?
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16. oliviarose
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    April 18, 2012 11:18am UTC
    I was EXPELLED from schoolon pajama day. . . . .not my fault i sleep naked.
    
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17. oliviarose
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    April 18, 2012 8:29am UTC
    In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30 you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.
    
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18. oliviarose
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    April 11, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    SARCASM: the ability to insultidiots without themrealizing it.
    
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19. oliviarose
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    April 9, 2012 11:24am UTC
    When I'm right no one remembers When I'm wrong no one forgets
    DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©
    
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20. oliviarose
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:46am UTC
    Heyy What's up?
    Playing COD wbu?
    Nothing really, & text me when you're done, i dont wanna bother you.
    You see.. They made a pause button so i could text beautiful girls like you.
    Awww
    
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