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dolph*
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January 26, 2013 11:28am UTC

This was posted on Facebook:
bf n gf were siting at a tabel
dey were haeving a conversatein
da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"
boy sed "NO...."
girl was sad she ran away n cryed
she triped over a CHAIR
she was ded.
boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."
dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.
This post made me ill.

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jimmy365
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March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
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Soccerfata
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February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC

So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
That guy is a genius....

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
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February 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
"DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

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yourcool
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February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC

does anyone ever see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

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Lethal*
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January 1, 2014 12:05pm UTC

dear 2014:
please be the year I finally don't feel insane anymore.
please be the year boys find me cute.
please be the year i become girly.
please be the year i weight 115 pounds.
please the year when i stop bingeing.
please be they year i get my first a in math.
please be the year i get my first real boyfriend.
please be my year.

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incompetent*
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January 1, 2014 8:02am UTC

some person: you only started liking it cause everyone else did
me: well yeah
me: everyone was talking about it
me: i got curious
me: i watched it
me: and i liked it
me: how is that a bad thing

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HighTaco
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December 30, 2013 9:03pm UTC

I'm a victoria's secret model. It's just a secret that not even victoria knows.

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*crybaby*
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December 29, 2013 3:15am UTC

at least i know nobody's using me for my looks

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Connork11
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January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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kyle the creator*
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December 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC

you shouldn't kiss anyone on january 1 because it's only the first date

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^_^*
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December 31, 2013 1:21pm UTC

'New year new me'
Yeah because you're totally going to wake up on the 1st of January as Michael Jackson or something

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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yourcool
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February 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC

my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.

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kristabff
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March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC

If you're having a bad day
just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC

justin timberlake
is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
neither can live while the other survives.
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Hale_Storm18
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March 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC

It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age
with children. Like, how do you even deal with that? I can't even keep my Sims alive without cheats.

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