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sksx9

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Member Since: 7 Nov 2008 08:53am

Last Seen: 15 Jun 2015 11:12pm

user id: 57333

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You: HEY THEREEE(:
Me: Oh, Hai, who are you? :O
You: No one special! I just wanna know ALL about you!
Me: Well that's not creepy?
You: SO YOU'LL ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS?!
Me: SURE WHY NOT ;D
You: OH EM GIZZLE! Ohkayy, so, tell me about yourself
Me: Well, I'm not good at this, but HERE I GO :O you can call me sammy.. I like to make a lot of smileys, :3, i HATE when I can hear people chew, kittens are adorable.. Spirited Away&Bridge To Terabithia are my favorite moviess<3 i miss jon&kate+8 \: i used to go on witty a lot but now.. not so muchh.
You: OH DAYUM. That was interesting YO! ;D You got anything else you want to say? :]
Me: Oh, Well I do have some rules.. and I do know a few jockers I would like to talk about!!! But that would take a while, I'll just write it in my Buddy List, You can check it out there!
You: That sounds awesomee! I will SO check it out! 
Cool! Well, I gotta go! And if you want to know anything else about me, just comment! (:
 
status: bo0o0o0o0o0redd... 
                Rules                
1. Don't Jock Me.
2. Don't ask me to follow you
3. Don't ask me to make you a layout
4. Don't ask me to "spread the word"
5. Don't repost my quotes!

6. Don't request fan art from me. If you want to make me some go ahead, I love them! ;D
7. Yes you can request quotes and stufflikethat[:
8. BE NICE D:

               Jockers               
i have a list because they
are annoying k.

eswingle711
mkeough
SoccerCrazLoverChick1
wittyyquotes
StephieGirl72600
wecheer4you
dancinchica2112
JuniperStones
lady_kaliegh

anonymous_lover
ladeedahhxo
lautnerluver123
iLOLatYOU

always_andforeverx3
wont_stop_dont_try
katelynx38 
(thanks to mah 'team', lmfao)
__iSwim
lilrissrox598
summerstar3
shortyy14
theamazingjamie
freddy_boxwell
XAMANDA0427X
xX_MUSIC_Xx

dancegirl_10
canXdanceXO
sillypunkprincess3
T0UGHL0VExx77
xOJennaababeyOx
x3bethx3
meganxoox32
xplosiongrl12
omggitsmariah
xlovemelotsx,
PVloverr
ajrussell715
takeone20

swimchic007
rosebud97
bejelousofthisbabex3

Xportugese_babiiiX
  
xxmargaritavillexx
livie4evr

CHERYLLYNN1996
bella89998
Kaitix3
universityofpink21
LAXbabe3334
smileeeex3
SummerOh_Eight
oxoxLEXIoxox17
letsescapetothemusic
xxhrilarxx
laxlover1998
Jdsoccer07
conversebabix3
avril54322
ncfynestchick
xmelovemex
xo33abercrombie
oxkristahhsocr21
ox_manon_xo
edwards_babeh
IL0V3N1CKJ0N4S
EdwardCullenisahhhmazing

mlyn111950663
georgiaxpeach17
xxxsoccerbabyyx3

  1. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    if you were happy before you knew someone,
    [you can be happy after they're gone]

  2. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said,
    "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

  3. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    smiles&makeup
    { cover so much more than you would think }
    ollddd quotee

  4. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 9:29pm UTC
    If you can't cry, try talking, if you can't talk, say nothing
    {[ but sometimes talking can bring on the tears ]}
    && {[(tears)]} say what you can't.

  5. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2010 7:40pm UTC
    luckforwhat
    is a fake. he claims his name is "nick spencer"
    when the guy in the pictures is a guy named "jake w."
    i can't believe no one caught him.. it's so obvious.
    and if all you stupid girls are gonna start defending him balhblahh do this:
    right click any of "his" photos, get the link
    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs187.ash2/45041_149078431786894_100000542149581_372207_753281_n.jpg
    ( its from fb) and you can
    easily track it downnn by using this website : http://m00d.net/profile/
    SO PATHETIC!
    posing as a guy to get more favs and followers ?! hhhhmmmm..
    how could over 800 people fall for it?! deeengg. you guys must be new to witty..
    i mean, go ahead keep making your quotes that are so 'inspirational'
    *coughquotesfromlgmh.comcough*
    but don't pretend to be somebody else.. that's ILLEGAL!
    & he is also a pu$$y for not even responding to me & blocking me
    teheheeheheh kbai

  7. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    You always say you hate to see me hurt,
    and you hate to see me cry.
    So all those times you hurt me,
    did you close your eyes ?
    [tumblr]

  8. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    SPAIN WINS WORLD CUP!
    <33333333333

  9. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2010 2:15pm UTC
    if history repeats itself..
    i'm so getting a dinosaur!
    ...................../ •_)
    ..... _.----._/../
    ...../........../../..
    ___/..(...|.(....|....
    /_____.-'|_|--|_|........

  10. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2010 1:50pm UTC
    everyone-x-sees-x-me-x-for-x-who-x-i-x-appear-x-to-x-be
    xo but only a few know the real me xo
    YOU CAN ONLY SEE WHAT I CHOOSE TO SHOW
    [ but there's so much more you just don't know ]
    credit for editt.

  11. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 4:27pm UTC
    Can you sniff while saying
    sniff at the same time?
    TRY IT. I BET YOU CAN'T! :P

  12. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 7:13pm UTC
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  13. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    |||stop acting like you care
    b e c a u s e w h e n i n e e d e d y o u m o s t
    >you weren't there

  14. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 8:03pm UTC
    she's strong
    because she knows what its like to be weak
    she keeps a guard up because she knows what its like to
    cry herself to sleep

  15. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2010 2:50pm UTC
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  16. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 3:15pm UTC
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  17. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    if you really want to know about
    m-x-i-x-s-x-t-x-a-x-k-x-e-x-s
    you -x- should -x -ask -x- your
    -x-p-x-a-x-r-x-e-x-n-x-t-x-s-x-

  18. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    i would ask how old you are
    but I know you can't count
    x___that high.

  19. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 3:10pm UTC
    you must have been born on a highway.
    x cause that's where the most x
    x accidents happen x

  20. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 3:06pm UTC
    I'm letting you know that you're birth certificate
    ◠◡◠◡◠◡ is an apology letter from the condom factory
    ❤, Mom.

:)

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