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  1. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Today in school,
    someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
    "This world sucks, so I created my own."

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 2:13am UTC
    i wanna change my password to "incorrect" so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
    format credit rajsonkar

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 10:53am UTC
    i hate when
    girls use those stupid insults like “you cant spell c nt without u (:”
    ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u you cant spell soup without u what does that mean am i soup
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Teacher:
    Did you do your homework?
    Student:
    Did you grade my test?
    Teacher:
    I have other student's tests to grade.
    Student:
    I have other teacher's homework to do.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    99.9% of my sentences start with
    - oh my god
    - yeah
    - no
    - basically
    - wait
    - so yeah
    - like
    - you know
    - oh
    - uhm
    - what
    - well
    - but
    - dude
    - listen here you little sh/t

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    when attractive people complitment you
    on things and get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    4/20? You mean 1/5. Reduce your fractions.
    Did you even learn math?

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    if i ever become famous i'm going to
    create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    People don't look at your personality first. People judge you automatically
    by your looks and then try to get to know your personality. But the second they don't like your looks, they don't get to know you. That's how reality is.

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    I wonder if my friends ever stalk me on Witty and think,
    "Oh, so she tells a whole website her feelings
    but she won't even tell her closest friends"

  11. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Monarchy:
    Government ruled by butterflies

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    White girl in any movie: My parents said only to use this credit card for emergencies
    White girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to the mall*

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    And then God created Saturn
    he liked it so he put a ring on it

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Ever since Obama became president,
    there's been more movies about the White
    House blowing up. I think movie producers
    are trying to tell us something.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 11:26am UTC
    i love oversized sweatshirts. it's like, am i fat or is this sweatshirt just too big? am i fat and the sweatshirt is just too big? you'll never know.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Harry Styles running through your veins

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

  20. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Tips for running
    faster:
    1) Hot person
    in front of you.
    2) Creepy guy
    behind you.

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