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xxHelloLovelyxx
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Today in school,
someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
"This world sucks, so I created my own."

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 2:13am UTC

i wanna change my password to "incorrect" so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
format credit rajsonkar

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 10:53am UTC

i hate when
girls use those stupid insults like “you cant spell c nt without u (:”
ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u you cant spell soup without u what does that mean am i soup
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BreeVee
posted a quote
April 8, 2011 3:03pm UTC

Teacher:
Did you do your homework?
Student:
Did you grade my test?
Teacher:
I have other student's tests to grade.
Student:
I have other teacher's homework to do.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC

99.9% of my sentences start with
- oh my god
- yeah
- no
- basically
- wait
- so yeah
- like
- you know
- oh
- uhm
- what
- well
- but
- dude
- listen here you little sh/t

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC

when attractive people complitment you
on things and get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 8:19pm UTC

4/20? You mean 1/5. Reduce your fractions.
Did you even learn math?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC

if i ever become famous i'm going to
create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 11:40pm UTC

People don't look at your personality first. People judge you automatically
by your looks and then try to get to know your personality. But the second they don't like your looks, they don't get to know you. That's how reality is.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 10:02pm UTC

I wonder if my friends ever stalk me on Witty and think,
"Oh, so she tells a whole website her feelings
but she won't even tell her closest friends"

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 3:54pm UTC

me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?

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Vinita*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Monarchy:
Government ruled by butterflies

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 1:33pm UTC

White girl in any movie: My parents said only to use this credit card for emergencies
White girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to the mall*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC

And then God created Saturn
he liked it so he put a ring on it

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Ever since Obama became president,
there's been more movies about the White
House blowing up. I think movie producers
are trying to tell us something.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 11:26am UTC

i love oversized sweatshirts. it's like, am i fat or is this sweatshirt just too big? am i fat and the sweatshirt is just too big? you'll never know.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC

in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Harry Styles running through your veins

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 2:07pm UTC

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Tips for running
faster:
1) Hot person
in front of you.
2) Creepy guy
behind you.

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