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  1. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment
    When you're taking off a sweatshirt, and your shirt is like
    "NO! take me with you!"
    Format by Chocolate_monsterx3

  2. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 6:08pm UTC
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  3. Ally5796 Ally5796
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Wake Up In The Morning
    ❒ feelin like PDiddy
    ✔Feelin Like Goin Back To Sleep

  4. livelovesing115 livelovesing115
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Walmart:
    "Lets buy 30 cash registers
    and only keep two open!"

  5. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Vampire: *Bites guy* Any last words?
    Guy: I have AIDS.
    nmq :)
    follow for a follow?
    p.s if i dont follow back just
    comment on my profile and i will :)

  6. E_myah516ox E_myah516ox
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    In the Mall, looking at something through the windows, & thinking
    Why does everything look cuter on manequins...
    just me?

  7. iwontgiveup iwontgiveup
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Why is it that wet hair is darker,
    if water is colorless?
    curious....

  8. alliecakess alliecakess
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    fun fact;
    the voice of minnie & mickie mouse
    were actually married in real life ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Would a lion cheat on his wife?
    No, but a Tiger Wood.

  10. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
    The Brandoncyrus days.
    The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
    When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
    FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
    R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
    When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
    AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
    When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
    SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
    When the advertisements were never here
    When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
    When quotes came from the heart ♥
    When Witty was Witty

    Where did this Witty go? :(
    No hate comments, please.

  11. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 8:41am UTC
    Boy I don't like: Hey babe! What's pure steel and holds back the incredible hulk?
    Me: -___- What?
    Boy: My zipper.

  12. randomfacts333 randomfacts333
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Random Fact #1:
    A French man once ate an entire plane.
    It took him two years.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. xoiloveyouu xoiloveyouu
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    That Moment...
    when you watch the Pretty Little Liars finale and get mad because A is the same person as the books....

  15. justice912 justice912
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    This is Joseph Kony.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 2 Slaps
    1 COMMENT= 1 Slap

  16. dreams_come_true dreams_come_true
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
    Oh yeah, whats up?
    I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
    Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
    The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
    geek from science"
    This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
    RIP Mikey

  17. faith_is_passionate_intuition faith_is_passionate_intuition
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:07pm UTC
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  18. QuotesAreMyLife7 QuotesAreMyLife7
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    My little sister came home from school
    one day and demanded I take her to the
    library so she could get a book on
    sign language. I asked why? She
    told me there was a new kid at school
    who was deaf and she wanted to be friends
    with him. Today I stood beside her at her
    wedding, watching her sign I Do.

  19. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Thanks for giving me such a unique name,
    Sincerely, My name never on the customized key chains.

  20. MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:03am UTC
    Fave if your mom is b e a u t i f u l

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