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valroutledge

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Member Since: 13 Dec 2011 06:09pm

Last Seen: 23 Dec 2012 12:31am

Location: Canada

Gender: F

user id: 250271

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My names Val and you've just been punk'd
  1. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Dear mom
    I'm wearing skinny jeans, if I can't get them off, neither can the rapist.
    Love
    Your Daughter.

  2. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Whoever said "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" obviously has never lived in this society...

  3. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Summer problems:
    "What's today?"
    "Wednesday"
    "No, I mean like the number"

  4. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Dear face wash commercials,
    No one actually
    splashes their face with water like that...
    Sincerly,
    my whole bathroom floor is wet.

  5. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Lost:
    One
    Milkshake
    Last seen with the boys in the yard

  6. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    When life hands you melons,
    uoY mghit be dyslexic..

  7. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    SL_T
    I t ' s m i s s i n g o n e t h i n g . . .
    Oh yeah it's
    U

  8. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot'...She's a woman, not a
    temperature.

  9. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Teacher : If you have 10 chocolate cakes
    And someone asks for two how many do you have left?
    Me: 10

  10. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    O
    you
    be the anchor
    that
    keeps
    my
    ↖feet on the ground↗

  11. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I loved him first.
    but that doesnt matter.
    I still love him.
    that doesnt matter either..
    nothing ever matters anymore.

  12. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Impossible

  13. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    I'm glad your bikini pictures are earning you a lot of Facebook likes,
    but how much self respect did it give you?
    Oh none, thats what I thought.

  14. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your class sings you happy birthday, and you have no idea what to do....

  15. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Don't worry.. Someday, he'll regret it.

  16. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    All the hope in this world is slowly fading away

  17. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I dont understand why people want a white iphone...
    Everyone know the black one runs faster
    ;)

  18. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    I'd call you a tool,
    But even they're good for something.

  19. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Asking fake people if they were made in china because #YOLO

  20. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    These days common sense isn't so common anymore.

:)

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