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masher33

Status: goodbye witty <3

Member Since: 23 May 2011 06:11pm

Last Seen: 17 Jun 2015 03:31pm

Gender: F

user id: 176782

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  1. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    YOU'RE KILLIN ME SMALLS

  2. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Not sure if listening to Pink Floyd or floating through space.

  3. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    when my cat meows she sounds like a pokémon

  4. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Am I the only person that stares at people in other cars while I'm passing by them

  5. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    YAY ROGER FEDERER

  6. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    I HAVE THE DIRTIEST MIND EVER!!1!1!!!!!11!1
    LOL 69!!!!111!!!1!1!!!

  7. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?(;
    North Korea.

  8. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    other girls in the summer: Go to the beach, get a great tan, sleep under the stars.. stay up late every night and always with friends!
    me in the summer: Go on computer and build Star Wars ships with legos

  9. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    “At times the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us when we say that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough.”

  10. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of the world.
    If you have money in the bank, your wallet, and some spare change, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
    If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week.
    If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation, you are luckier than 500 million people who are alive and suffering.
    If you can read this message, you are more fortunate than 3 billion people in the world who cannot read it at all.

  11. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    STEP ONE: Spell your name with songs
    M = Money - Pink Floyd
    A = All My Loving - The Beatles
    D = Dustbowl Dance - Mumford & Sons
    E = Everybody's Fool - Evanescence
    L = Lonely Boy - The Black Keys
    I = I Want To Break Free - Queen
    N = No Other Way - Jack Johnson
    E = Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
    STEP TWO:
    – Name: madeline
    – Nickname: maddy
    – Eye Color: brown
    – Hair Color: brown
    STEP THREE:
    -Shoes: flip flops, converse or uggs
    -Your fear(s): spiders, insects, things that look like people but aren't - wax dummies, F*CKING PUPPETS, mannequins - and pencils too
    -Your perfect pizza: any kind but i love mashed potatoes on my pizza
    STEP FOUR:
    – Your best physical feature: my eyes probably
    – Your bedtime: what's a bedtime
    STEP FIVE:
    This Or That…
    – Pepsi or Coke? coke
    – McDonald’s or Burger King: gross
    – Cappuccino or Coffee: both of em
    STEP SIX:
    Do You…
    – Sing: yep
    -- Dance: no
    – Take a shower: ya
    -- Do you have a crush: yes ugh
    – Want to go to college: yep
    – Like(d) high school: well i'm not in HS yet lol
    – Want to get married: maybe idk
    – Get motion sickness: no
    – Think you’re a health freak: not really
    – Get along with your parents: my dad but not my mom
    STEP SEVEN:
    In the past month…
    – Gone to the mall: yes
    – Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no ew
    – Eaten Sushi: no
    -- Been on Stage: nope
    – Gone skating: no
    – Made homemade cookies: naw
    – Gone Skinny dipping: no
    STEP EIGHT:
    – Age you hope to be married: 24
    – Numbers of Children: 1 or 2
    - Describe your Dream Wedding: no
    STEP NINE:
    In the people you like...
    – Best eye color? idc
    -- Hair color? idc
    – Short hair or long hair? short
    – Height: taller than me
    STEP TEN:
    – Number of people I could trust with my life: 3
    – Number of CDs that I own: umm somewhere around 2,500
    – Number of tattoos: zero
    – Number of piercings: one
    Personal Quiz
    Who were you with yesterday? sistaaa
    What woke you up this morning? my mom on the phone
    Is tomorrow going to be a good day? yes cause i'm going to the beach omfg

  12. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:10am UTC
    “Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there.' I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.”
    -looking for alaska

  13. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Other people: Remember Webkinz? Haha, I used to love that website.
    Me: .....I still love that website.

  14. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Pet Smart or Pet's Mart
    life's biggest question.

  15. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    This is just my opinion, but I feel like people that announce their insecurities all the time in public only do it because they're craving attention. I am not using Witty as an example because we use this site to look out for each other, but people that will just say out of the blue "Why did I make myself throw up, I just wanna be skinny ):" or "God, I am so ugly." are only saying this to fish for compliments so people will pity them for being "insecure." If you really are that insecure about something and it doesn't make you feel good, then why admit it?

  16. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Why can't our two hearts just make up their minds,
    and want the same thing at the same time?

  17. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Okay
    So Monsters Inc. 2 is coming out in 2013
    And we (as in people 12+) have waited 12 years for it
    DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND WHAT WE CAN SAY

  18. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    today was my last day of school.
    HELLO SUMMER, I LOVE YOU

  19. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    everything will be ok in the end.
    if it's not ok then it's not the end.

  20. masher33 masher33
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    me: closes wrong tab
    me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
    -tumblr

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