Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

purplelollipops

Status:

Member Since: 7 Dec 2011 02:48pm

Last Seen: 27 Feb 2013 01:53pm

Birthday: December 3

user id: 247968

100 Quotes
7,758 Favorites
64 Following
97 Followers
1 Comment Point
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

layout credit
It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow
Hey! My name is Purplelollipops Follow me, I follow back!! :D  
thats all! :) 

  1. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    lads... i have 98 followers..
    anyone wanna follow me to make
    that big 100? :) i will follow
    you's back!! :) plus can you like
    my quotes ;) thanks guys! it
    would be much appreciated!! :D

  2. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    F.I.S.H.

  3. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    i always think of a great comeback
    a f t e r t h e a r g u m e n t h a s e n d e d .

  4. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    My Big Mac brings all the fatty's to the
    yard
    And I'm like ''Can I have and extra large?''
    my quote & format :) follow for a follow?

  5. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    yo, i'm hungary.
    why don't you czech the fridge?
    okay, i'm russian to the kitchen.
    hm, maybe you'll find some turkey.
    yeah, i have some, but its nasty cause its covered in a layer of greece. yuck!
    ew, there is norway you can eat that.
    yeah, i know. i think i'll just settle for a can of chile.
    that sounds good, i think i'll have a canada chile as well.
    denmark your name on the can.
    kenya do it for me?
    okay, i'm ghana do it.
    thanks, i'm so tired. iran 2 kilometers to the store today.
    damn! you must have really ran like a niger.

  6. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Twinkle twinkle, little wh*re
    close your legs your not a door.

  7. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    You will never know the true value of a moment
    Until it becomes a memory.

  8. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Sometimes when I'm really bored...
    I stick a carrot to my forehead
    and pretend I'm a unicorn

  9. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Dear God,
    Please give back Steve Jobs and we will give you Justin Bieber in return.
    Sincerely, Non Beliebers.

  10. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Calories
    (noun)
    Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit smaller every night.
    (follow for a follow?
    fave for a series?)

  11. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    If more than one goose is geese
    Then how come more than one moose is not meese?

  12. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    *FIRE ALARM*
    Teacher: Okay kids, single file line.
    Me: MOVE B*TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE.
    follow for a follow?:)- purplelollipops

  13. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Vampire: *Bites guy* Any last words?
    Guy: I have AIDS.
    nmq :)
    follow for a follow?
    p.s if i dont follow back just
    comment on my profile and i will :)

  14. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:31am UTC
    My Big Mac brings all the fatty's to the yard
    And I'm like ''Can I have and extra large?''
    my quote & format. :) follow for a follow?

  15. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Police Officer: Freeze!
    Criminal: Everybody clap your hands!
    nmq

  16. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    drawing
    o n s t e a m y m i r r o r s w i t h y o u r f i n g e r s .
    nmq:) follow for a follow? :)-purplelollipops

  17. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    most things look
    better on the hanger :)
    follow me, i follow back:)-purplelollipops

  18. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    If it's called a walkie talkie then why isnt a vaccum called a
    pushy sucky?

  19. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    2013
    the year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section,
    to the comedy section.
    format by jimmy365
    nmq just thought it was funny :P

  20. purplelollipops purplelollipops
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    officer: How high are you?
    Drug addcit: No officer, I think it's ''Hi, how are you?

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2022 Witty Profiles