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Birthday: December 3

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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow ♥

Hey! My name is Purplelollipops Follow me, I follow back!! :D
thats all! :)

purplelollipops
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 3:10pm UTC

lads... i have 98 followers..
anyone wanna follow me to make
that big 100? :) i will follow
you's back!! :) plus can you like
my quotes ;) thanks guys! it
would be much appreciated!! :D

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 6:51pm UTC

F.I.S.H.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 6:47pm UTC

i always think of a great comeback
a f t e r t h e a r g u m e n t h a s e n d e d .

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 6:41pm UTC

My Big Mac brings all the fatty's to the
yard
And I'm like ''Can I have and extra large?''
my quote & format :) follow for a follow?

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 4:39pm UTC

yo, i'm hungary.
why don't you czech the fridge?
okay, i'm russian to the kitchen.
hm, maybe you'll find some turkey.
yeah, i have some, but its nasty cause its covered in a layer of greece. yuck!
ew, there is norway you can eat that.
yeah, i know. i think i'll just settle for a can of chile.
that sounds good, i think i'll have a canada chile as well.
denmark your name on the can.
kenya do it for me?
okay, i'm ghana do it.
thanks, i'm so tired. iran 2 kilometers to the store today.
damn! you must have really ran like a niger.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Twinkle twinkle, little wh*re
close your legs your not a door.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 3:24pm UTC

You will never know the true value of a moment
Until it becomes a memory.
♥

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Sometimes when I'm really bored...
I stick a carrot to my forehead
and pretend I'm a unicorn

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Dear God,
Please give back Steve Jobs and we will give you Justin Bieber in return.
Sincerely, Non Beliebers.

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Calories
(noun)
Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit smaller every night.
(follow for a follow?
fave for a series?)

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 2:02pm UTC

If more than one goose is geese
Then how come more than one moose is not meese?

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 2:34pm UTC

*FIRE ALARM*
Teacher: Okay kids, single file line.
Me: MOVE B*TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE.
follow for a follow?:)- purplelollipops

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Vampire: *Bites guy* Any last words?
Guy: I have AIDS.
nmq :)
follow for a follow?
p.s if i dont follow back just
comment on my profile and i will :)

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 9:31am UTC

My Big Mac brings all the fatty's to the yard
And I'm like ''Can I have and extra large?''
my quote & format. :) follow for a follow?

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 9:28am UTC

Police Officer: Freeze!
Criminal: Everybody clap your hands!
nmq

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 5:12pm UTC

drawing
o n s t e a m y m i r r o r s w i t h y o u r f i n g e r s .
nmq:) follow for a follow? :)-purplelollipops

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC

most things look
better on the hanger :)
follow me, i follow back:)-purplelollipops

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 5:02pm UTC

If it's called a walkie talkie then why isnt a vaccum called a
pushy sucky?

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 4:49pm UTC

2013
the year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section,
to the comedy section.
format by jimmy365
nmq just thought it was funny :P

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purplelollipops
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 4:43pm UTC

officer: How high are you?
Drug addcit: No officer, I think it's ''Hi, how are you?

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