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Hellllo! :) My name is Allison.

Baseball is my LIFE.
Yankees are my team.
I'm 16! <3
I loooove to sinnnng!

My friends&family are amazing! :)

Allstar Weekend is the best thing to ever happen to music!

"There's only one man that I'ma serve my whole life, and he goes by the name of Jesus Christ." <3

alliecakess
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 6:55pm UTC

If any of you have a twitttter and love One Direction, you should follow me @MarryMeLou_
xx

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alliecakess
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 9:50pm UTC

But even the sun shines
in paradise ((♥))

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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 3:25pm UTC

What they say: We're just gonna unplug the computer for a few minutes
What I hear: We're turning off life support

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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:49pm UTC

IMAGINE LIAM PLAYING COD
* on playstation *
Liam: Ha! I killed you! ... are you alright!?
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Swag. Swag ;; on Lou.
Niall by the fire and he's eating fondue.
Liam knows about me, Harry knows about you ;
So say hello to DJ Malik in 3...2... flickkk ♥
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:41pm UTC

When a teacher says
"you should remember this from last year..."
Please,I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night.
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC

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You know what's worse than
slow internet connection? Nothing.

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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 3:20pm UTC

* at school
Teacher: NO
Me: JIMMY PROTESTED

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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 2:55pm UTC

"Hey, we don't taste like this."
- swedish fish
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Stop the traffic, let 'em through ♥
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:25am UTC

4/20; Weed Day
While other teens were out getting high, I was dillegently stalking the boys at home. My parents should honestly thank1D.
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:15am UTC

Me: I might not be 30, but I can be dirty!
Harry:
Me:
Harry:
Me:
Harry:
Me: Just sign my poster.

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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:12am UTC

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*phone rings*
"I'm not gonna answer.."
"Oh but what if it's One Direction trying to prank me?"
*answers*
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 12:29am UTC

What is sleep...
& how can I download it?
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 11:40pm UTC

"If I'm louder, would you see me?"
"Hands are silent"
"Voices numb"
k, one direction clearly have no idea
which sense goes with which body part.
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♥
♥
♥
♥

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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Can't sleep cause...
I'm thinking of you...
I'm stalking One Direction
♥
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 11:31pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Stalking every Nandos in the hope that Niall is there

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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 4:31pm UTC

4xy+5x+-2b = b²-√5x
lol... is McDonald's hiring?

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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 4:28pm UTC

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Roses are red,
I have a phone.
Nobody texts me,
I'm forever alone.
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alliecakess
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 4:21pm UTC

headphones in,
I'm out ♥
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