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  1. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    I hate when i just start tearing up for no reason.

  2. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Hey, its OK... If You let your phone die and just be all 1995 for a day

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    I Wish You
    would just talk to me. Have I done something wrong? Are you tired of me? Or is there just no space for me in your new busy life? Whatever it is, this is really pi.ssing me off because I'm always worried about you and it's like you don't even think of me. For a best friend, you really don't seem to
    give a crap about me...

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    The person who loves you alot will always do two things extremely For You: 1. CARING2. HURTING


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  6. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    What is the difference between a washing machine and a dead body?
    I don't have a washing machine in my basement.

  7. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.


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  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    *grandpa voice* See, back in my day, the bathroom was used for taking a sh*t, not pictures

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
    Ferb:
    Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    *Saturday night*
    14 year old brother: *at popular kids party*
    11 year old sister: *at Halloween party*
    15 year old sister: *at party with a ton of punk kids*
    My mom: *at an Open House party*
    My dad: *at high school reunion party with his friends*
    Me: YAY I GET TO EAT ALL THE MACARONI

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    “you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
    woah ?
    really ?
    are you serious ?
    wow i i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

  16. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    She was that little girl
    who always looked up at the shining specks in the night sky, so intrigued, and they would reflect back into her young innocent eyes. But as time and years passed, she lost sight of that beauty, and the stars left her eyes, as she prayed to become one instead. It was on a night during which the stars shined brightest that she nearly joined their ranks, but just in time she discovered her own star on Earth that helped her
    rediscover the beauty from right where she was.
    - format by Breeze

  17. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:08am UTC
    Such a thrill of a lifetime;
    what a night for a good time.
    Let the beat be your lifeline;
    make it feel like the first time.
    Please don't remove this!

  18. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    What if every band had the word gays in it?
    Sleeping with gays, Green gays, All Time gays, One Direction, Forever the gays, My gay Romance...

  19. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Harry Styles
    @Harry_Styles
    Follow
    @taylorswift13 u wanna fight
    ********* please do not remove the credit, this format was made by petrichor :-) ALSO DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART EITHER BECAUSE THIS IS THE CREDIT TOO OKAY
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  20. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Nobody wants me
    Because I'm annoying;
    Useless;Worthless;
    Fat; Ugly
    And I'm just an unwanted burden

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