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December 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC
Some old Asteroid Hey guys! I think I'll hit the Earth today! Can't wait! ;D 39 minutes ago · comment · 2 liked this. Tyrannosaurus Rex NO! :( 17 minutes ago · 50 other ancient dinosaurs liked this. Pterodactyl Wtf no. 10 minutes ago · Like Earth FML :'( 5 minutes ago · T-Rex liked this Cockroach LOL whatevs. 2 minutes ago · Cockroach and 1000 others liked this nmf
The quote below me is a lie. ✉ 50 comments ❤ 197 add to faves Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr get code report Don't listen to the quote above me, he doesn't know what he's talking about... double quote format by Breeze
*teacher calls name on roll* normal people:Here! me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes* *sends email* normal people: logs out. me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again. *arrives early to event* normal people: Sorry I'm a little early! me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive* *somebody was mean to me* normal people: argues, then forgets it. me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower *remembers embarassing moment from years ago* normal people: *laughs* me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.