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  1. Litoudaki Litoudaki
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Person: you're really pretty
    Me: are you making fun of me

  2. EcoNerd EcoNerd
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Roses are white,
    So is a dove
    You are my sunlight,
    And my true love

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    you never loved me
    or her
    or anyone
    or anything

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Some old Asteroid Hey guys! I think I'll hit the Earth today! Can't wait! ;D
    39 minutes ago · comment · 2 liked this.
    Tyrannosaurus Rex NO! :(
    17 minutes ago · 50 other ancient dinosaurs liked this.
    Pterodactyl Wtf no.
    10 minutes ago · Like
    Earth FML :'(
    5 minutes ago · T-Rex liked this
    Cockroach LOL whatevs.
    2 minutes ago · Cockroach and 1000 others liked this

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. PsychoButterflies PsychoButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Life Event
    Ellen Degenres: Last year, I asked Santa for the sexist person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box.
    ♞Friends ▼

  8. So_This_Is_Life So_This_Is_Life
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 6:39pm UTC

    meet my boyfriend.
    bunnylover43 format

  9. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Call it what you like, but i ain't no love fool...

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I feel like
    I bother people
    just by being alive...

  11. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I woNder if anyone has ever walked past me and gone;
    'wow she's beautiful'

    format by sandrasaurus

  12. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    person: you're ugly
    Me: shhh do you hear that?
    person: hear what?
    Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
    Me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。 ・゜*

  13. thinkpink6360 thinkpink6360
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    attractive person: hi
    me: why are you making fun of me

  14. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    WELCOMEto the Karma Cafe. There are no menus you get served what you deserve.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - not my format

  15. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    The quote below me is a lie.
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    get code
    Don't listen to the quote above me, he doesn't know what he's talking about...
    double quote format by Breeze

  16. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Me: Breath if you find me attractive
    Entire human race *dies from lack of oxygen*

  18. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Worst feeling ever?
    Being ignored.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    I wish there was
    a Build-a-Boy store
    just me?


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