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Litoudaki
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December 23, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Person: you're really pretty
Me: are you making fun of me

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EcoNerd
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December 23, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Roses are white,
So is a dove
You are my sunlight,
And my true love

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BlackButterflies
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December 23, 2012 2:57pm UTC

you never loved me
or her
or anyone
or anything

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Onism*
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December 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Some old Asteroid Hey guys! I think I'll hit the Earth today! Can't wait! ;D
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Tyrannosaurus Rex NO! :(
17 minutes ago · 50 other ancient dinosaurs liked this.
Pterodactyl Wtf no.
10 minutes ago · Like
Earth FML :'(
5 minutes ago · T-Rex liked this
Cockroach LOL whatevs.
2 minutes ago · Cockroach and 1000 others liked this
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PsychoButterflies
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November 18, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Status
Photo
Place
Life Event
Ellen Degenres: Last year, I asked Santa for the sexist person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box.
♞Friends ▼
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-Twitter

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So_This_Is_Life
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November 16, 2012 6:39pm UTC


meet my boyfriend.
bunnylover43 format

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grownsimba
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November 17, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Call it what you like, but i ain't no love fool...

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I feel like
I bother people
just by being alive...

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SportsLover004
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May 14, 2012 3:28pm UTC

I woNder if anyone has ever walked past me and gone;
'wow she's beautiful'
♥
format by sandrasaurus

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Andreaxoxo
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June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

person: you're ugly
Me: shhh do you hear that?
person: hear what?
Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*

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thinkpink6360
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May 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC

attractive person: hi
me: why are you making fun of me

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brianamae
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May 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC

WELCOMEto the Karma Cafe. There are no menus you get served what you deserve.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - not my format

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Raymatts
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May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC

The quote below me is a lie.
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Don't listen to the quote above me, he doesn't know what he's talking about...
double quote format by Breeze

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Me: Breath if you find me attractive
Entire human race *dies from lack of oxygen*

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Worst feeling ever?
Being ignored.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovetolovex3
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 12:31pm UTC

I wish there was
a Build-a-Boy store
just me?
nmf

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