Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

lovetolovex3happy witty anniversary!

Status:

Member Since: 24 Feb 2012 09:02pm

Last Seen: 2 Mar 2013 07:35pm

user id: 277620

130 Quotes
2,431 Favorites
280 Following
121 Followers
1 Comment Point
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

Status
70 faves on one quote!!! :D :D :D i feel famous <3

 
Hi gorgeous stranger <3
 So i love to dance...its my passion 
I blow fourteen candles out on 8.22.12
Chillin in New Jersey


2/24/12 <3 day i joined Witty :)


Oh and my name is Neha...unusual :)

one more thing
your beautiful
smart
lovely
funny
loved
talented
admired
You are Freaking Perfect <3






 
Image 11 of 17LoveMyProfile.com - Profile Counters
LoveMyProfile.com <3 Profile Counters
GIFSoup
  1. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:34pm EDT
    I am Female
    Fe = Iron
    Male = Man
    Therefore, I am
    IRON MAN

  2. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:58am EDT
    Baby...
    your hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

  3. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:15pm EDT
    Jack from Titanic didnt sink and die.
    He simply floated to shore and woke up into
    Inception....

  4. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:59pm EDT
    Jack from Titanic didnt sink and die.
    He simply floated to shore and woke up into
    Inception....

  5. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:56pm EDT
    ♥That awkward moment
    When you find out Titanic was filmed in a pool and your whole life has been a lie.

  6. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:19pm EDT
    If a teacher ever catches you asleep....
    slowly raise your hand to the sky and say
    "AMEN!"
    itll seem like you werent sleeping, but praying
    ...

  7. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:20pm EDT
    One Republic
    A band that is now read as "One Direction"
    fave if you were either thinking or read One Direction
    nmf

  8. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:29pm EDT
    I never really understood how rock beats paper....
    I mean rock could rip paper in two seconds. If it can break scissors then how come it cant rip a simple piece of paper? Oh yeah, paper covers rock, but what the hell is that gonna do? Well, it sure as hell isnt gonna stop the indestructible rock. Here we have a rock made out of hardened molten lava or material from outer space and your telling me that a thin piece of paper can beat it?
    So I always do rock in rock paper scissors shoot because it beats scissors, and when someone does paper and claims they beat me...i punch them in the face with my rock that is already a fist and say...
    "well, looks like your paper didnt protect you"
    I WIN!

  9. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:17pm EDT
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Dear Action Movies,
    Ive been on tons of highways
    And ive never witnessed a guy in a Ferrari shooting at a guy in a Mercedes.
    Sincerely,
    The Real World Doesnt Have Secret Agents
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  10. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:12pm EDT
    Dear Commercial with "Do not attempt this at home" warning,
    Thank you for warning me not to attempt to sky-dive off an airplane, cannonball into the himalayas, and cartwheel down Mt. Everest at home.
    Sincerely, my @$$ never leaves the couch

  11. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:06pm EDT
    Can a teacher
    Give a homeless kid
    Homework?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:04pm EDT
    A women's
    "I'll be ready in five minute's"
    And a Man's
    "Ill be home in five minutes"
    Are the same <3

  13. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:01pm EDT
    If all men are the same...
    why do women take so long to choose?

  14. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:58am EDT
    I wonder if
    We really are gonna turn out like the humans from Wall-E
    So fat that we can't walk
    Wait.....im already like that....

  15. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:53pm EDT
    That Akward moment
    when you spell awkward wrong
    -_-
    .♥.
    nmf :) Credit goes to ThatsSoMeee

  16. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:30pm EDT
    Dear " Trendy " S l u t ,
    Please name more than three songs by the band on your shirt.
    Sincerely, Annoyed Real Fan.

  17. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:27pm EDT
    "Im ugly and I'm proud!!!!!!!!!!!"
    ~Spongebob

  18. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:09pm EDT
    "Im ugly and I'm proud!!!!!!!!!!!"
    ~Spongebob

  19. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:06pm EDT
    *Me looking at myself in the mirror*
    Me: Ugh my skin-tone is uneven
    Me: OMG is that a zit?!?!
    Me: Great, he'll never like a girl with Mt. Everest on her forehead
    Me: My head is awkwardly shaped
    Me: Why can't my hair be straight for one day?
    Me: My nose is crooked!
    Me: Holy stuff, dont panic...i'll just try to make it straight again
    Me: It's not working!!
    Me: I wonder if Jennifer Lopez does this in the morning
    Me: Nah, shes gorgeous
    Me: There's not one centimeter of my face that is perfect.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!!
    *Runs away from mirror*

  20. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:12pm EDT
    &&who else
    still calls their dad
    D A D D y

    nmf

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2020 Witty Profiles