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  1. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I've always wanted to say:
    "Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
    *Draws Mickey outline*

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Raising your hand when you are at homeBecause no one is paying attention to you.

  3. Kwalla123 Kwalla123
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    We're not fans
    We're Directioners
    We're not obsessed
    We're Dedicated
    We're not friends
    We're Family
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    format credit: butterflyescape.weebly.com

  4. drella drella
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Most Girls: I mostly hang out with guys, less drama.
    Me: I hang out with myself. No drama, and I don't have to wear pants.

  5. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Ugg Boots:
    normal shoes
    pencil bag/
    phone holder/
    extra pocket/
    IPod Container/
    Winter boots/
    Foot warmers/
    Fuzzy items/
    Awesomeness.

  6. dancingismylife213 dancingismylife213
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Did you know?
    -kissing is healthy
    -bananas are good for cramps
    -chicken soup acctually makes you feel better
    -guys DO insult you if they like you
    -89% of guys want girls to make the first move
    -girls love it when guys hug them from behind the waist
    -chocolate makes you feel better
    -girls love it when guys wear their hoodie or sweater
    -a guy think's its cute when you mess up
    -a true friend will never judge you
    -there is only one guy worth your tears
    -if you have a dream about someone, that person thought about you when they went to sleep
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    when's your curfew?
    curfew is for people who actually leave the house.

  8. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    *Opens pack of bread*
    *skips the first piece because it's ugly*
    Fav if this is you:)

  9. SiNgForEvEr797 SiNgForEvEr797
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    When you see all the sexy and buff seniors
    and wonder if the guys in your grade
    will ever look like this
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  10. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    *parents are sleeping*
    me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
    *I'm sleeping*
    parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    What's up?
    On witty.
    On what?
    Nothing.
    Is that a drug?
    Yeah.

  12. meggerz1999 meggerz1999
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Driving with my future kids:
    Child:Mom, do we have to listen to One Direction?
    Me: Yes.
    Child: But we don't even like them!
    Me: *Pulls over* Larry. Niam. Get out.
    Nmf/q

  13. ForeverandAlwaysMe ForeverandAlwaysMe
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    "The bell doesn't dismiss you."
    "Then it doesn't tell me when to
    arrive either."

  14. ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Studies have shown that
    134,876,903 people are too
    lazy to read this number.

  15. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    *Teacher*
    Stop packing theres still 5 seconds of class left.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 2:56am UTC
    with his pretty blue eyes and his heart melting smile,
    he had me fooled, or at least for a while
    with my tongue in a tangle and my head in the clouds,
    but all his cruel words sent me tumbling down.

  17. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Boys,
    If you take your girl to see The Vow you will get laid.

  18. awkwardmustachhe awkwardmustachhe
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    wanna hear a joke?
    one time i got off the computer and went outside.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Put dinner in microwave,
    take box out of trash to check how long.
    format by jimmy365
    nmq!

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    That song
    in our playlist that we always skip
    b u t n e v e r d e l e t e .
    jimmy365:)

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