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xoxalyssa459

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Member Since: 1 Jan 2012 03:12pm

Last Seen: 29 Dec 2014 10:35pm

user id: 258210

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  1. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    I hate when people text me "k".

    I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium.

  2. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    So yesterday,
    I turned my phone on "Airplane Mode"
    and threw it into the air.
    woRsT TraNsFoRmeR eveR.

  3. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:00pm UTC
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    Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can't.
    You're just another reason why I will.
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  4. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:58am UTC
    I hate when teachers say,
    "You think its funny?"
    Obviously. That's why I laughed.

  5. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago
    and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid.

  6. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:43am UTC
    I'm not saying I hate you.
    I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would probably be the one driving it.

  7. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can't remember her name.
    Poor Rihanna.
    neverlandfugitive™

  8. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    "Here's some advice. Stay alive."

  9. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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    homework kills trees.
    trees make the air we breathe.
    if there are no trees, we can't breathe.
    therefore homework kills us.
    ----------------------------------

  10. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when someone wears more makeup than clothes.

  11. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    If you don't do stupid stuff when you're young,
    you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.♥

  12. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Words don't have
    the power to hurt you,
    unless the person who said them means a lot to you.

  13. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    you never realize how weird your friends are
    until you try describing them to someone else ♥

  14. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    wondering if there's someone in the world that looks exactly like you.

  15. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Oh no. Is that...? OMG.
    WALK. WALK. WALK..

  16. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself,
    "where did I meet these crazy people?"
    But then I think,
    "what would I do without them?"♥

  17. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    Sometimes just a little compliment can make someone's entire day.

  18. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    I'm so good at sleeping,
    I can do it with my eyes closed.

  19. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    I'll be a billionaire
    once i'm done inventing this device
    that lets you punch people in the face over the internet.

  20. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    A smile can mean a thousand words,
    but it can also hide a thousand problems.

:)

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