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*skips the first piece because it's ugly*
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*Opens pack of bread* *skips the first piece because it's

1253 faves · 27 comments · Mar 13, 2012 8:09pm

xxniicoleexx

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livlivo · 1 decade ago
this says something about society...deep..haha jk:p this is me though!
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onion8 · 1 decade ago
lol we even judge our bread. I worry for this generation. 'I'm not going to eat this because it's ugly' no I skip the 1st piece of bread because my mum says it keeps the loaf fresher.
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bellyg2000 · 1 decade ago
haha i skip it because my moms all like,
"NOOOOO that one keeps the whole loaf together!!!!!! Team spirit bread!!!!"
My moms so weird.........
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HannaKScar · 1 decade ago
I was kidding........
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xxniicoleexx · 1 decade ago
ikr!!
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masher33 · 1 decade ago
@HannaKScar um its bread its an inanimate object why are you comparing bread to girls x)
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xxniicoleexx · 1 decade ago
Then i guess great minds think alike
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lovestardoll423 · 1 decade ago
That was one of my top quotes...
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lovesucks122 · 1 decade ago
i don't skip it becuz its y=ugly cuz it just rates gross
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iLuvCupcakesBro · 1 decade ago
I like da first and last piece da best :)
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xxniicoleexx · 1 decade ago
guys...its bread, not a person
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
I TREAT ALL OF MY PIECES OF BREAD AS EQUALS.

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haytay · 1 decade ago
yup
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cheezburger · 1 decade ago
I dont like the crust, its nasty >:D
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frazergirl · 1 decade ago
and hush, you are what you eat, right? So that is kinda rude >:|
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frazergirl · 1 decade ago
More like because it's got too much crust. :)
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ashyyboo · 1 decade ago
Is it bad that I literally feel sorry for that piece?
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wittyquotesgurl happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
i skip it because i hate the crust. LOL but i like how you say that its ugly
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xissah · 1 decade ago
what if the first piece of bread was the cure for cancer?
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SophiaPenny · 1 decade ago
Aw.... Poor underestimated crust.. Its the best part! :(
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