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Member Since: 10 Jun 2012 07:10am

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Life never makes sense.
I'm just here to find out who else agrees;)

Sixteen | Junior | Loveless

drella
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September 17, 2012 8:38pm UTC

anyone else suck at relationships? c;

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drella
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August 16, 2012 11:30am UTC

Me: Wow, I'm fat.
Me: Maybe I look okay...
Me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
Me: I'm f/cking disgusting, I'm losing weight now.
Me: I'm really not THAT big.
Me: Ugh, who even cares!
Me: I AM SO FAT
Me: Idk, curves are beautiful, I'm beautiful.
Me: I hate myself.

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drella
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July 11, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Dear Shaving Commercials,
Stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, shave a Gorilla.

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drella
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July 11, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Most Girls: I mostly hang out with guys, less drama.
Me: I hang out with myself. No drama, and I don't have to wear pants.

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drella
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July 11, 2012 3:51pm UTC

Love is an action verb.
So if you tell me you love me,
You better f/cking show it.

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drella
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July 10, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Me: -sees an attractive guy-
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I should buy a cat.

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drella
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July 10, 2012 10:40pm UTC

WHEN DID EVERYONE GET SO ANNOYING

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drella
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July 10, 2012 4:09pm UTC

✰✰✰
Star light, star bright
*~x_ I am all alone tonight. _x~*
I wish I may, I wish I might
-> Find the guy who's Mr. Right. <-
✰✰✰

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drella
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Some people are breathtakingly beautiful.
I am not one of them.

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drella
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July 8, 2012 3:58pm UTC

*Am I the only one who feels
like everyone else has the best things happen to them
without even trying and I'm just sitting here, wondering,
when will my fAiRyTaLe begin?*

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drella
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:26am UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Unable to find love because my standards have
been set unrealistically high after mentally dating
a celebrity.

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drella
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:47am UTC

We live in a world where more girls pass pregnancy tests than math tests.

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drella
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July 6, 2012 12:15pm UTC

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drella
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:31am UTC

If you're deciding between me or her,
choose her. If you really loved me, it wouldn't be a question.

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drella
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 8:50am UTC

Let's all take a moment to be thankful that spiders don't fly.

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drella
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June 17, 2012 7:16am UTC

Dad: How was your test today?
Me: It's underwater.
Dad: Excuse me?
Me: It's below C level.

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drella
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June 16, 2012 8:42am UTC

Checking your phone to see what time it is and then checking it again because you weren't paying attention the first time.

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drella
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 10:47am UTC

∞
& beyond.

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