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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 8:03pm UTC

S E E ,
the problem isn't
Y O U ,
it's me i know, i've seen it
time, after time,
i pushed you away, ««
i only have
[ myself ]
to blame.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 10:56pm UTC

wat there's a chat now
why
why
why

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awkwardmustachhe
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May 23, 2012 1:04am UTC

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awkwardmustachhe
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May 20, 2012 2:36pm UTC

you can't spell school without i hate my life

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awkwardmustachhe
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May 13, 2012 6:41pm UTC

me when ipod is on shuffle: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes

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awkwardmustachhe
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May 12, 2012 1:01pm UTC

getting called 'baby'
♥

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC

can i just jump off a bridge or walk in front of a train or

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 5:59pm UTC

lol what happened to everyone's picture

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 11:31pm UTC

no parents, i don't want family time you guys are the reason i'm upset most of the time, lol.

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awkwardmustachhe
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April 28, 2012 8:00pm UTC

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 1:22pm UTC

person: i can draw really well
person: i'm really athletic
person: i write really well
person: i'm f ucking gorgeous
person: i'm hilarious and likable
person: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 8:58pm UTC

don't get attached.
don't get attached.
don't get attached.
don't get attached.
don't get attached.
don't get attached.
don't get attached.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 10:58pm UTC

Me: hey i just met you
Me: and this is crazy
Me: but i have amnesia
Me: hey i just met you

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 8:39pm UTC

I understand,
I wouldn't choose me either.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC

can you just go back to your moms uterus ohmygod.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Me: I'm going to get off the computer.
Me: April fools.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 11:26pm UTC

i don't understand why people make things so complicated,
i mean if you're not happy with something, change it.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:21pm UTC

They say that love is forever,
well your forever is all that I need.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 1:55pm UTC

STOP ACTNG LIKE EVERY LITTE THING THAT HAPPENS IS THE WORST THING EVER.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Home doesn't feel like home anymore.

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