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Jessiebaby

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Member Since: 30 Mar 2011 07:54am

Last Seen: 4 Jun 2014 08:33pm

user id: 161724

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  1. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:05am UTC
    The best way to tell
    someone you dont like
    them is to text them
    370HSSV0773H
    and tell them to read it upside down. (;
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in November ♥

  3. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    A Walk To Remeber is the cutest story ever ♥

  4. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    The only bad thing about summer is having to shave.

  5. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    I've been spelling separate wrong my whole life, i used to spell it as seperate.
    who else?

  6. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    we could hunger with all of the crumbs that fall out of a Nature valley bar.

  7. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    "I wasnt that drunk !"
    "Dude, you told me to give you a ride home when the party was at your house."

  8. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Admit it , every girl tried to pee standing up once in their life.

  9. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Holocaust jokes aren't funny,
    Anne Frankly, they need to stop.
    nmf

  10. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Go into a store, ask a stranger what year it is, when they asnwer scream
    "YES IT WORKED!" and run out of the store.

  11. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Some cute guy winked at me with both eyes at the same time.
    Format by Chocolate_monsterx3

  12. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Can't sorry, im walking my unircorn.

  13. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    && Who else cried at the ending of Pretty Little Lairs?

  14. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 10:17am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Dad : Hey sharon the kids are out and I have condoms ;)
    Me : Dad !! Wtf ?!
    Dad : Oh i'm sorry honey that wasnt meant for you ...
    Me : $500 , a new phone & laptop and mom wont know about this " sharon " (:
    Dad : Um , Sharon is your moms name ...
    Me : Crap.
    not my format. not my story.

  16. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    I am nobody
    Nobody is perfect
    Therefore I am perfect.

  17. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    S.T.D.
    Stop The Drama

  18. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Ok, I'll leave you alone then..
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: Because you dont like me
    Boy: You never asked me if I loved you.
    Girl: Do you?
    Boy: Nope. Bye!

  19. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Wow! I can be first to comment!
    I should let everyone know that I was first!

  20. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    It's hard:
    When someone speacial ignores you.
    It's harder:
    Pretending that you just dont care.

:)

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