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  1. ltoma18 ltoma18
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I'm going to open
    a store next to
    Forever 21 and call
    it Finally 22.

  2. JodieexD JodieexD
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Pressing a toy that says 'TRY ME' at the store and it won't stop, So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened..

  3. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    If only you knew how much I hated you.

  4. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    My problem
    Is that I care too much about
    people's feelings
    When no one cares about mine at all.♥
    NMF

  5. IveGivenIn IveGivenIn
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Have you ever had that feeling you're being replaced?

  6. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Ways to annoy people:
    Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

  7. soccerelle soccerelle
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

  8. SamiLynn SamiLynn
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    Its hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember..

  9. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Me: I'm so fat...
    Friend: No you're not! You're beautiful! I love you!
    Me: I'm so fat...
    Best Friend: I know.


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  11. sdolanxo sdolanxo
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:49am UTC
    i hate being alone because
    when i am, i start thinking about
    everything
    nmq

  12. Riahdeere Riahdeere
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:42am UTC
    having nicknames for guys
    that only you and your bestfriend
    know about.♥

  13. Beau* Beau*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:36am UTC
    Some people only say that you fall in love
    once,but every time I hear your voice
    I fall in love all over again...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. blondetalk blondetalk
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Dear kids ,
    hold onto your childhood
    because its the only one you've got.
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥

  17. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    We tried to have a family game night tonight.
    My little sister is crying
    My dad is yelling
    and Uno is now banned from being played in my house and is in the garbage

  18. SarahMayour SarahMayour
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
    "Blast From The Past"
    week special where they show the old shows for a week long.
    It would be the best week of my life.

  19. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:02am UTC
    One day I'm going to surprise you holding a dozen red roses, 11 real and one fake. I'll hand them to you and whisper in your ear "I'll be by your side until the last rose dies."
    nmq

  20. jordface14 jordface14
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Gibby: Heey, I'm Gibby.
    Spencer: She's from Ü sbekistan... She doesn't speak English.
    Gibby: ...I'm still Gibby...
    Oh, Gibby
    ♥♥♥

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