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jordface14
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 1:38pm UTC

*me, while taking a multiple choice quiz*
1) A
2) C
3) D
4) C
5) B
6) A
7) C
8) B
9)
Hmm... Number 9...
Well... haven't used D in a while...
Yup, I'll just use D.

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 5:24pm UTC

Buddy the Elf...
What's your favourite
COLOUR?
*nmq

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 1:12pm UTC

*looking at your best friend & thinking;
how are we not COMEDIANS?!
[For maddsronan☺♥]

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 4:12pm UTC

that awkward moment when...
your friends are talking about how their first kiss went, and who it was with, and where it was... and you just sit there like:
"I had a waffle for breakfast... -_-"

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 7:42pm UTC

I came to win...
To fight...
To conquer...
To thrive...
I came win...
To survive...
To prosper...
To rise...
♥TO FLY♥

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Elementary math problems are weird...
"Rashad had 10 chocoltae bars... He ate 9... What does he have now?"
Oh, I don't know...
DIABETES, MAYBE?!

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 4:49pm UTC

*East Virginia & West Virginia
will merge to form
1 HUGE
Virginia!
*Easy there, Virginia...
♥iCarly♥

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 4:32pm UTC

Gibby: Heey, I'm Gibby.
Spencer: She's from Ü sbekistan... She doesn't speak English.
Gibby: ...I'm still Gibby...
Oh, Gibby
♥♥♥

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 10:00pm UTC

God doesn't have Facebook...
and he's my friend.♥
God doesn't have Twitter...
and I follow him.♥

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 9:53pm UTC

*Twitter: What's happening?
*Facebook: What's on your mind?
*MySpace: Where'd everybody go?!

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 9:50pm UTC

*Pretending to care about your teacher's personal life, just to waste time in class.♥

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jordface14
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 10:51pm UTC

if you asked me
how I'm doing
I would say I'm doing just fine
I would lie and say that you're not on my mind.
but I go out, and I sit down
at a table set for two, and finally I'm forced to face the truth...
no matter what they say I'm
♥Not Over You♥

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jordface14
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 7:12pm UTC

♥♥♥
*be the change you wish to see in the world.
♥♥♥

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jordface14
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 4:56pm UTC

*baby you light up my world like nobody else
the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
but when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell
you don't know... oh-oh!
you don't know you're beautiful!
&
♥THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL♥
{One Direction☺]
{our theme song, madds.ronan ♥]

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jordface14
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 5:00pm UTC

*when you're watching Disney Channel, & you listen for that one, loud, laugh that stands out on the laugh tracks... ♥☺

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