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alligator98

1. alligator98
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 10:02am UTC
   One day I'm going to surprise you holding a dozen red roses, 11 real and one fake. I'll hand them to you and whisper in your ear "I'll be by your side until the last rose dies."
   nmq
   
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2. alligator98
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   July 23, 2012 9:57am UTC
   Why are perfume commercials
   the most bizarre, and/or sexual commercials EVER?!
   
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3. alligator98
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   July 17, 2012 10:15pm UTC
   The Little Things We Love #3:
   Accents. (especially British ones)
   
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4. alligator98
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   July 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC
   The Little Things We Love #2:
   All the different flavours of lip gloss.
   
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5. alligator98
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   July 17, 2012 12:59pm UTC
   The little things we adore #1:
   being tickled.
   
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6. alligator98
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   June 23, 2012 7:16pm UTC
   Yes, I will refresh the page until I get a notification.
   
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7. alligator98
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   June 17, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   There should be a library for nail polish.
   
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8. alligator98
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   May 13, 2012 12:12pm UTC
   HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO THE BEST MUM EVER!!!!!!
   
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9. alligator98
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   May 9, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   Most people: "YOLO" *goes to an insane party, gets drunk, and winds up in jail for the night*
   Me: "YOLO" *dances behind a hobo*
   
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10. alligator98
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
    Me: If flipping her hair gets you overwhelmed, wait until she takes her top off...
    LOL saw this on Video On Trial
    
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11. alligator98
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    April 29, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Who else really wants to try a pice of Galini pie♥
    
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12. alligator98
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    April 29, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    "I can't explain myself, because I'm not myself, you see."
    
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13. alligator98
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    April 29, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
    
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14. alligator98
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    April 14, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when everyone is using a ruler on a test you just finished and you have no idea why...
    
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15. alligator98
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    April 14, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    I've always wondered how police on bikes arrest people, "alright, get in the basket"
    LOL tumblr
    
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16. alligator98
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    April 14, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Today my little brother was singing What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
    I'm a good big sister.
    
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17. alligator98
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    April 13, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    The worst place to get your period:
    while sleeping over at your friend's house,
    on her floor,
    in her sleeping bag.
    
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18. alligator98
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    April 9, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Just because
    nobody ever
    does a quote
    on this side
    of the page :)
    
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19. alligator98
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    April 8, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Lazy Rule #1
    *When you're shopping and a shirt falls off the hanger* I don't need to pick it up, they have people for that.
    
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20. alligator98
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    March 24, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    Am I the only one who tries to find the smallest baby sized shoe when I'm at a shoe store?
    
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