swimswim98 posted a quote
September 7, 2013 10:58pm UTC
So today I reached 100 followers. I know compared to a lot of people on here it isn't very impressive but it means a whole lot to me. Thank you guys so much. Really. It means a lot that you even considered following me and that you took time to even check out who I was and look past my crippling awkwardness. I love each and every one of you. *internet hug*
swimswim98 posted a quote
August 18, 2013 10:27pm UTC
My brother walked into my room to ask for something but didn't close the door so I sang "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd*amn door?" and he literally walked back into my room and said "No. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality" and left. He's 11. I have faith in the future generation.
Teacher: Alright, Haikus! Who can tell me some of the characteristics of a haiku? Girl: It has three lines. Teacher: Right. Boy: I goes five syllables, seven syllables, then five syllables. Teacher: Yep. Other Girl: it doesn't have to make sense. Teacher: Exactly. I'm looking for a few other major things. What else? One of my best friends: They're usually about stuff in nature. Teacher: Yes, thats one of them. Yet another girl: They originated in Japan. Teacher: Yep. One more. One of my other friends: They're about like nature. Teacher: Will already said that. Other friend: Oh. I never listen to him. i don't care what he says. Me: *dies*
Our english teacher Had us bring in song lyrics with figurative language to help us with our poetry unit. One of us brought in "Life is a Highway" this was his explanation of the figurative language... "The song goes, 'life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long', so the singer is, like, comparing the highway to a person'. " think about it........
Mom: You should go outside and be social! Meet new people, talk to them! Me: But mom, I am social! I have 87 followers on witty! Mom: Wait, what's witty. I want to see Me: Nothing... ABORT. ABORT MISSION *throws every laptop we own out the window*
Today in biology, Our teacher started to review for MCAS with us and handed out a bunch of packets that she thought would help us memorize everthing. Her: These packets are level one, and since you guys are honors, this should be cake. Me: I'm pretty sure those should be made of paper. Her: Transcription and translation? Cake. Me: No, it's paper. Her: Photosynthesis? I'm telling you these packets are cake. Me: Paper. Her: Taxonomy, Ecology, Body Systems? Cake.... Me: Paper Her: I'm gonna make these packets due tuesday because they'll be a piece of cake. Me:.............paper.