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swimswim98

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Member Since: 2 Jun 2011 06:34pm

Last Seen: 6 Mar 2015 11:24pm

Birthday: March 26

Location: The Hundred Acre Woods

Gender: F

user id: 179541

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Winnie The Pooh


I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
 

 

  1. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 9:49pm EDT
    *Government shuts down*
    Queen: Time to reclaim the colonies!!

  2. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 10:58pm EDT
    So today I reached 100 followers. I know compared to a lot of people on here it isn't very impressive but it means a whole lot to me. Thank you guys so much. Really. It means a lot that you even considered following me and that you took time to even check out who I was and look past my crippling awkwardness.
    I love each and every one of you.
    *internet hug*

  3. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 3:02pm EDT
    If you say "pumpkin spice latte"
    in the mirror 3 times,
    a white girl in yoga pants will appear
    & tell you all her favorite things about fall.
    Twitter

  4. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:11pm EDT
    97.8% of the reason I'm this skinny is because I'm too lazy to actually get off the couch to get and or make food.

  5. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 10:57pm EDT
    "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could
    CHUCK NORRIS."
    ~Dan Howell

  6. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:40pm EDT
    ___n___
    [. police:box .]
    l.l#l. l#l.l
    .l.[.]....o.l
    l...........l
    l_______l
    [________]
    Allons-y

  7. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:27pm EDT
    My brother walked into my room to ask for something but didn't close the door so I sang "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd*amn door?" and he literally walked back into my room and said "No. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality" and left.
    He's 11.
    I have faith in the future generation.

  8. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 10:07am EDT
    Me: Did you take my juice? The one i opened that was in the fridge?
    Brother: How did you know?
    Me: Cause I got my eye on you...
    Brother: What?
    Me: ROXY LIKE A PUMA!
    Brother: .......

  9. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:37pm EDT
    person: *on facebook* bad mood don't hmu
    me:

    KEEP
    CALM
    I DONT
    LIKE
    YOU
    format: BravoSierra

  10. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:25pm EDT
    The future belongs
    to those who
    BELIEVE in the
    beauty of their
    DREAMS.
    ~Eleanor Roosevelt

  11. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:08pm EDT
    Teacher: Alright, Haikus! Who can tell me some of the characteristics of a haiku?
    Girl: It has three lines.
    Teacher: Right.
    Boy: I goes five syllables, seven syllables, then five syllables.
    Teacher: Yep.
    Other Girl: it doesn't have to make sense.
    Teacher: Exactly. I'm looking for a few other major things. What else?
    One of my best friends: They're usually about stuff in nature.
    Teacher: Yes, thats one of them.
    Yet another girl: They originated in Japan.
    Teacher: Yep. One more.
    One of my other friends: They're about like nature.
    Teacher: Will already said that.
    Other friend: Oh. I never listen to him. i don't care what he says.
    Me: *dies*

  12. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 11:22pm EDT
    White girl: Omg its so cold, why cant it be summer already!?
    White girl: ew can it like not be this hot? thankss

  13. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:53pm EDT
    Our english teacher
    Had us bring in song lyrics with figurative
    language to help us with our poetry unit.
    One of us brought in "Life is a Highway"
    this was his explanation of the figurative
    language...
    "The song goes, 'life is a highway, I wanna
    ride it all night long', so the singer is, like,
    comparing the highway to a person'. "
    think about it........

  14. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 6:17pm EDT
    Me: I really need to get started on my biology homework...
    Internet: Lol no you don't.

  15. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:44am EDT
    Mom: You should go outside and be social! Meet new people, talk to them!
    Me: But mom, I am social! I have 87 followers on witty!
    Mom: Wait, what's witty. I want to see
    Me: Nothing... ABORT. ABORT MISSION *throws every laptop we own out the window*

  16. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:18am EDT
    Wanting to try something new at
    Starbucks, but you decide to just
    order what you always get because
    it's the only thing you know how
    to say when ordering coffee.

  17. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:45pm EDT
    Today in biology,
    Our teacher started to review for MCAS with us and handed out a
    bunch of packets that she thought would help us memorize everthing.
    Her: These packets are level one, and since you guys are honors, this should be cake.
    Me: I'm pretty sure those should be made of paper.
    Her: Transcription and translation? Cake.
    Me: No, it's paper.
    Her: Photosynthesis? I'm telling you these packets are cake.
    Me: Paper.
    Her: Taxonomy, Ecology, Body Systems? Cake....
    Me: Paper
    Her: I'm gonna make these packets due tuesday because they'll be a piece of cake.
    Me:.............paper.

  18. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 8:17pm EDT
    But, sir, I don't have any problems.
    Everybody's got problems. The world is full of problems.
    See, that's the trouble with the world today.
    ~The Sword and the Stone

  19. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 7:26pm EDT
    "You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop".

  20. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:47pm EDT
    Leonard: I love cheesecake.
    Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.
    Leonard: I don’t eat it. I just think it’s a good idea.

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