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Member Since: 8 Jul 2012 01:38pm

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Location: Narnia

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user id: 315860

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Soccer Elle<3

Hi, I am Lizz and I hope you enjoy my quotes:] I dont really know what else to say... so, uh, Baii!

~Lizz

soccerelle
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 2:27pm UTC

If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

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soccerelle
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January 21, 2013 2:25pm UTC

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?

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soccerelle
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January 21, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 5:11pm UTC

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 5:09pm UTC

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 5:07pm UTC

The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 5:02pm UTC

New year resolutions you can actually keep! Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more. Go shopping more often. Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers. Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits. Do less exercise and watch more TV.

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 4:49pm UTC

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 4:46pm UTC

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 4:43pm UTC

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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soccerelle
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January 18, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems,
I am tired of solving them for you.

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soccerelle
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January 2, 2013 1:00pm UTC

Dear Haters of One Direction,
Yeah us Directioners see your hate quotes. But is that going to stop us from liking them? Yeah you say all they do is 'act' like they love their fans. Hate to break it to you but they LOVE us. All of the hate needs to go away. Do you think that your opinion about them won't affect us? WRONG. You are hating on our boys. And when you hate on them, well we want to prove you wrong. Lets just see how many people care about whats being said about them. Repost this as your quote and sign your name at the bottom. Please, I don't want to be the only one on here who cares. i had to stick up for my boys:P
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Soccerelle

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soccerelle
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January 1, 2013 6:43pm UTC

The last word i said of the year was..
YOLO!

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soccerelle
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December 15, 2012 1:07pm UTC

me adding a comment..
me:*types lol*
me:*clicks post*
witty:
There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
me: What the?.. *hits post button rapidly*
There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
me:What the heck! Let me add my stinkin post!!!
witty:
There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
me:NOOOO! YOU COOL YOUR JETS!
mq

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soccerelle
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October 19, 2012 5:45pm UTC

♥ Taylor Swift Never getting back together♥
My ex girlfriend showed me this -_-
♥

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soccerelle
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October 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC

One Directioners
Very Wierd.....
Ok so an Irish man comes to Lauren's(laurenps) and my soccer practice.We immediately thought of Niall.Then one of are teams managers is wearing one of louis' signature outfits.
It was a very weird day............

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soccerelle
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October 5, 2012 6:04pm UTC

click to see this quote

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soccerelle
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October 3, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Have you ever noticied when u go to people who you are ignoring it say this,
You are not ignoring anyone
When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them.
lol mq

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