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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC

ME AT THE MALL
Me: *Walks into mall*
Me: Whoo, air conditioning.
Me: *Looks at mom and younger sibling*
Me: I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with there family.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Looks at a group of teenagers*
Me: You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
Me:
Me: I'm so jealous.
Me: *Sniff*
Me: Hollister is just around the corner.
Me: *Sniff sniff*
Me: Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
Me:
Me: I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
Me: *Looks at price tag*
Me: *Walks away sadly*
Me:
Me:
Me: He's so hot.
Me: Hey Mr. Hotty
Me: *Walks a little farther away from mom*
Me: Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
Me: *Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
Me: Oh you have a girlfriend.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Forever alone.
Me: *Walks into store with family*
Mom: Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
Me: No, mom.
Mom: But its-
Me: No.
Me: *Walks out of store*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohh forever21
Me: *peaks in store*
Me: Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
Me: Too jelous.
Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
Me: But thats how they get you.
Me: Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
Me: ... It's like Hollister..
Me: But with pretzels.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Walks into build-a-bear*
Me: *Builds a bear*
Me: I'm gonna call you Ted
Me: *Hugs bear*
Me: Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
Me:
Me:
Me: *Sees group of teenagers*
Me: *Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
Me: Sorry Ted.
Me: It's not me, it's you.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Makes eyecontact with girl*
Me: B/tch I hate you.
Me: Fall off a cliff.
Me: *Walks farther away from girl*
Me: I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Mom: We should be going home now.
Me: I didn't even get anything.
Mom: WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
Me: *Hurries in random store and grabs lipgloss and a pair of earrings*
Mom: This is all you want?
Me: Yeah
Mom: *Buys stuff*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Santa Claus:
The queen of England:
Pencil:
Shoelace:
Banana:
Bob Marley:
Me: I'm pathetic.

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Rhyburgie2
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:25pm UTC

Water you saying?
We're over.
mq/
No!! I fish you would come back! :'(
I won't sand anymore messages!
Or at least my responses wont be as pacific.
Whale, I guess you're not coming back.
Anyway, water you up to?
I'm just tiding up the place.
Damn you!
Sorry, thats what one river said to another.
I'm going to make you walk the plankton.
Are you tide of these jokes? After a whale they start getting annoying. I think its on purpouise though.
What did one valcano say to another valcano?
I lava you ;) <3
Awwh, I lava you to my dork!

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that_girl_you_know
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:49pm UTC

*Best School Memory*
throwing something at your crush then pretending it wasn't you.
fave for a series

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Pluto*
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 11:31am UTC

Friend: Have you ever kissed a guy?
Me: *thinking: Lol no*
Me: Yeah...
Friend: Really?! What's his name?
Me: ...uh...Hershey ....

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 9:55pm UTC

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 2:52pm UTC

That girl you just called a mudblood?
She spends hours every day practicing spells hoping people will like her.
That boy you just stupified?
His parents use the cruciatus curse on him regularly.
The guy you just made fun of for crying?
His mother was killed by a death eater.
That kid you just pushed?
Hes trying to use the killing curse on himself.
Words hurt. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Cat Valentine <3
Cat: Totally.
Sikowitz: Ehh, Cat your line had to start with an S.
Cat: Salami!
Sikiowitz: It's too late Cat.
Cat: Aww, my life's the worst.
Sikowitz: Here's a piece of candy.
Cat: Yay! I love candy!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Cat: My name's Cat
Tori:Oh, like the animal!
Cat:What's that supposed to mean?!
Tori:Nothing, I- I love cats
Cat:Aw me too! They're so cute!
*Walks away*
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Andre:Normal's boring
Cat: It's true!
Tori: That normal's boring?
Cat:No, that no one asked me to the prom...
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Cat: One time,when I was 7, I was at the beach and I made a sandcastle, and I called it 'Cats Castle'
*Long pause. Lots of stares*
Cat: True story.
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Cat: What scene were you doing?
Tori: It's for a role in a movie about a teenager who's parents send her to a home for troubled girls.
Cat:Oh. One time my brother went to a home for troubled girls.
Tori: Why?
Cat: To meet troubled girls.
Sikowitz: You know, bus stations are good for that...

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 9:45pm UTC

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SarahMayour
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 10:25pm UTC

At the eye doctor;
Doctor: please read the lowest line you can.
Me: made in China

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Katherine *
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC

I love it when boys;
make weird faces.
say ''aww''.
ask how your day was.
don't care about their appearance.
dance ridiculously.
lick their lips.
get frustrated.
laugh.
sing to you.
bite their lower lip.
make that sexy half smirk.
have proper grammar.
are funny.
tease me a little.

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MissyStar1965
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

to do list:
1. Make vanilla ice cream. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says 'Life'. Hand out lemons in a street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say ' I bet you all are wondering why I have gathered you here today'.
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they want fries with that.
6. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell 'It worked!' and run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in 3rd person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say 'Help. A evil wizard and witch turned me into a parrot!' reaptedly.
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 11:03am UTC

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beelynng
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Me: Hey, I'm having a good day!
Parents: Let's yell at our children for no reason!
Friends: We'll all just be annoying, lol
Hair: Okay, I'll just look horrible all day.
Intertet: Time to shut down!
Crush: I'll go flirt with another girl.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Never mind.
Nmq/nmf

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 3:24pm UTC

-------------~♥~------------
There's 104 Days of Summer Vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem, for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it.
Like maybe...
Eating some Rocket Pops
Or tryin' to get money
Rebloggin' bout the Eiffel Tower
*da da dadada*
Typin' in quotes that doesn't exist
And rarely ever taking a shower
*do do do doooo*
Surfing the internet
Creating a new blog
Annoying facebook girls don't have brains
"You're so annoying"
Playin' Angry Birds
Rebloggin' more monuments
Directioners sure are insane
"Liam!"
As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts next fall
"Common' guys"
So stick with us
Cause the internet rules
And you won't regret it at all
So stick with us
Cause you're addicted
And you won't regret it at all
"Honeyy! Get off your laptop"
"No!"
format by neversaynever16/ quote by MsEmilyHoran

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bailie008
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Female Problems #2
When you find a cute bra, and they have everything
but your size.
♥

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Sammy*
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC

Playing t or d with crush
Me: truth
Crush: ok ummm who do you like?
Me: um ya know nobody and truth or dare?
Crush: ok truth
Me: ummm hmmmmm favorite color?
Crush: blue and truth or dare?
Me: dare
Crush: ok I dare you to tell me who you like!
Me: only if you say yours at the same time
Crush: ok
Us: 1…2…3…. YOU
True story and now we are together
nmf

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC

A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Girls Like me .
♥ .Chapter 20.♥
“Do you have everything?!” I yelled into the phone at Jaycie, waiting for Jake to show up at the beach.
“Yeah, I’ve got everything, and all the girls are where they need to be!” She said happily.
“Alright, thanks Jaycie.” I said relieved. “Here comes Jake, got to go, bye!”
I smiled at Jake, who was completely oblivious to the situation he was about to be in.
“Ready?” I said calmly, grabbing his hand.
“I’m not sure what for, but I guess.” He laughed, following behind me.
I drug him over to a table for two placed in a vacant area on the beach. I motioned him to sit down, and he just kind of gave me a weird look.
“Oh just do it.” I giggled, slowly inching the ropes out from behind my back. “Now, close your eyes.”
“Okay.” He said unsurely, closing his eyes.
“No peeking, it’s a surprise.” I said sternly, wrapping ropes around him in various directions.
“Now you can open.” I said in a b//tchy tone, while folding my arms.
“What are yo-“
“Girls!” I shouted, cutting Jake off.
One after one, all of Jake’s ex-girlfriend’s began standing next to me. All of the girls that Jake had screwed over in previous relationships, ready to seek revenge.
“Remember her Jake?” I said, pointing to one of the girls. “This is Caitlyn. In the 5thgrade, you asked her out and then dumped her over text message.”
Jake wriggled his arms, trying to break free, but Jaycie and Zoe only pulled the ropes tighter.
“And remember her Jakey?” I said, pointing to Taylor. “You told her you loved her, and then you broke up with her in front of the entire 6thgrade class.”
Jake avoided eye contact, while guilt filled in his eyes. I didn’t feel bad though, he put all of us through hell, and now, it was his turn.
I continued running through the girl’s names, explaining to Jake how he had screwed them over.
After I had finished, I got close to Jake, staring him right in the eyes.
“Remember me, Jake?” I whispered, my minty breath pushing against his lips. “When I was 13, you asked me out. You were the only guy I had ever liked, and then 5 months later, you broke up with me, like it was nothing.”
The regret in his eyes was impossible to not see.
“You and your friends, you humiliated me.” I said softly, staring him down. “And now, it’s your turn. Your turn to suffer, your turn to feel rejected, and worthless. I hope you’ve learned your lesson.”
I began walking away, knowing that Jake had gotten what he deserved.
“This is why you don’t mess with girls like her.” I said to Jake, turning around one last time. “This is why you don’t mess with girls like her, or girls like us, and this is especially why you don’t mess with
Girls Like Me."
The End♥ I can't believe this is the end :( You guys have been so supportive, and amazing, and I really can't thank any of you enough♥ You guys are the reason i'm still here, and I could not possibly ask for better readers.♥I know this isn't the way a lot of you wanted it to end, but I think you'll be suprised by the epilogue (: I know this IThe epilogue will be up tomorrow, hopefully. I love you all♥
xoxo Stay Beautiful♥

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 3:40pm UTC

I still love you.
Extended Ending.
Conner's POV-
**1 week later**
I stood in the bathroom, staring at myself in my new black suit.
I had baught it just for Kadri's funeral.
It pained me so much to think about her, it only reminded me more that I was to blame.
I know that if she were here right now, she'd blame herself.
But she's not here.
If I had any tears left in me, I would be crying right now.
Seeing that the funeral was starting in 30 minutes, I decided to begin walking now.
I grabbed the letter she had written me, and neatly slid it into my pocket.
A lot of people would think it's ridiculous I carry it around like that, but it's nearly the only piece of her that I have left.
When I arrived at the burial area, dozens of people dressed in black stood weeping.
All of Kadri's friends, classmates, and her family.
I went over to talk to her mom, who I hadn't spoken to since the day Kadri had passed away.
I gave her a hug, and she cried.
"I miss her so much." I whispered, feeling a tear trickle down my cheek.
"She loved you more than she loved herself, Connor, and I know she's glad you're here."
"I love her too." I shut my eyes tightly, letting steamy tears roll down my face.
The ceremony soon began, and people stood up to say a few last words on Kadri's behalf.
"Wait!" I called, as they were about to begin the burial.
I stood up, and took the microphone from a tall man and walked up to the podium.
"As most of you know," I began. "My name is Connor Brickmann, Kadri's boyfriend. Kadri is the most amazing girl I have ever met. She was never afraid to be herself, and most of all, she never hesitated to stand out. Not a lot of people know her like I do, but I wish you would've gotten the chance to. She's one of those girls that when it starts raining, and everyone else heads for shelter, she dances in it..I held Kadri's hand as her heart stopped beating, and you know what? She had a smile on her face. I know Kadri's up there right now smiling down at us. And even though she's not with us anymore, my heart will always belong to her. No one could ever take her place."
I left the stage, more tears rolling down my damp face.
Soon, they began to let people say their last goodbye's to Kadri.
I decided to go last, because I wanted to be the last person to ever tell her 'i love you.'
When everyone else had taken their turn, I approached the casket.
She still looked as perfect as ever, and as beautiful as always.
She was wearing my sweatshirt, the one she fell asleep in that night.
I remember when I gave it to her a few months ago at a football game.
It was my favorite sweatshirt, but I would give every sweatshirt in the world just to see her smile again.
As I said my last goodbye, a big gust of wind blue down on me.
And when I looked up, if only for a second, I saw the faint outline of angel wings.
I knew that it was Kadri.
"I love you Kadri Marie." I whispered, smiling up into the sky.
"I always have, and I always will, love you." ♥
Cute ending..♥ Wow, where do I even start? I love you guys so much for all of the support you have given me. This story has brought me so much closer to a lot of you, and I have made friendships I will never forget. Honestly, if it wasn't for all of your support, I probably wouldn't still be writing. Your comments always find a way to make my day better, even when the last thing I want to do is smile. This story is by far my favorite out of all I've written, and I hope you all enjoyed it too.(: <<---sorry to get all emotional with you guys,(: haha, but seriously, I have almost memorized the order of the usernames on my notification list. Hahh. Speaking of which, your very last notification will not be for this story, but for the introduction of the next story. Please hold your notification requests until then.(: I will be starting my next story at the beginning of next week, because I have to learn state dances this weekend♥ For clues to the next story, check the 'characters' tab on my profile often. The characters will be posted before the story.(: Have a great beginning of summer♥
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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 12:12pm UTC

Clique Wars.
**Sequel to Mascara.**
♥EXTENDED♥ENDING♥
*20 years later*
"And..send." I mumbled under my breath, sending out my last email of the day.
I then stretched out my legs, unraveling my body into a more comfortable postition on the couch.
Just as I began to relax, loud cries started coming from the baby moniter.
"Ugh, not again!" I grumbled, hopping up from the couch and making my way upstairs.
I slowly pushed open the door to Sophia's room, for what seemed like the 100th time today.
Ever since she was born 2 weeks ago, she hadn't been able to sleep for more than a half hour.
"It's okay sweetheart." I said soothingly.
I scooped her up from her crib, and softly patted her back to calm her down.
"Mommy's got you." I cooed, cradeling her in my arms.
After she had settled down a bit, I brought her back downstairs and layed her in her rocker.
She seemed to be content.
Just as she was about to fall back asleep, Lainy came bursting through the door from the garage.
"Mommy, Mommy!" She exclaimed. "Look what I made today!"
I scanned my eyes over the blotches of color.
"It's beautiful sweety." I smiled at her, giving her a kiss.
I then rushed back over to Sophia, who was now crying due to all of the commotion.
"Mmm, smells good in here." Josh announced, walking into the house with a few groceries in hand.
"Oh crap, I forgot about the roast!" I said panicked.
"I got it babe!" Josh hollared from the kitchen.
"Lainy, time to eat." I grabbed her and and walked her into the kitchen.
"Mommy, if I eat all of my food, can I have dessert?" She asked patiently.
"Sure." I said, focusing on straping Sophia back into her rocker, which I had now moved into the kitchen.
I set the table, and Josh brought all of the food over.
I cut up Lainy's food, then my own.
"Lainy, did you show your mom what you made today?" He asked her, smiling up at me.
"Mmhmm." She nodded, pushing the peas around on her plate with her fork.
"Arn't you going to eat your vegetables sweetie?" I asked curiously.
It wasn't like Lainy to not eat her vegetables.
Especially peas, they were her favorite.
"No." She sighed, laying her fork down next to her plate, and dropping her arms to her lap.
"Is everything okay?" I asked her, shooting Josh a concerned look.
"Well there's this girl at school." Lainy started, shrugging her shoulders. "She says that peas are gross, and if I eat them, she won't like me.." she explained.
I shot Josh another worried look.
"Let me handle this." He mouthed to me.
"Lainy, you can't let this girl tell you what to do." Josh told her.
"But what if she doesn't like me daddy?" Lainy asked, with scared eyes.
"Then i'll..tickle her!" Josh shouted, chasing Lainy aorund the house and tickleing her until she couldn't giggle any longer.
Josh was so good with Lainy, it amazed me.
That night when I tucked Lainy into bed, I asked her more questions abou the little girl at school.
"So, what else does your friend tell you?" I aksed her, stroking my fingers through her short, blonde, layered heir.
"Well she always tells me that her dresses are prettier than mine." Lainy sighed.
We continued talking about the little girl until Lainy's eyes began to grow tired.
"Okay sweetheart, time to go night night." I said, kissing her forehead and tucking the covers over her fragile little body.
"I love you mommy." She whispered, as I headed towards the door.
"I love you too baby." I replied soothingly.
Just as I about had the door completely shut, I thought of another question.
"Lainy." I whispered into the darkness of her room. "What is the little girls name?"
"Her name is Sienna, mommy." She whispered tiredly.
"Does she have a last name?" I asked Lainy.
When Lainy spoke the little girls last name, my jaw dropped to the floor.
"What's her last name again, sweetie? I missed it the first time." I said quickly.
"Her name is Sienna, mommy." She spoke softly.
"Sienna Madison."
Wow, this is really the end..♥ I thought this would be kind of an interesting ending..(:..♥ I will be starting a new story. The first chapter will be up today, i'm almost positive. (: Can I get a little bit of feedback on this story? How did you guys like it?♥ Also, i am making a new list of people to notify for the next story, starting now. So if you would like to be notified, comment her. I ended up with over 60 people to notify for the last story..♥ Can I have EVERYONE who read this chapter fave it? I want to know how many readers I ended with.♥ Thanks guys,
I love you all, stay beautiful.♥
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