MaiiEeeShaSha

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Member Since: 21 Nov 2010 11:38am

Last Seen: 28 Jan 2016 01:43pm

Birthday: December 4

Location: LONDOOON

Gender: F

user id: 135099

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 9:03am UTC

You lied
to gain my trust.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
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January 26, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Britain: What's that?
Britain: Is that.... a SNOWFLAKE?!
Britain: HOLY CRAP IT'S A SNOWFLAKE
Britain: CLOSE THE SCHOOLS
Britain: SUSPEND ALL THE FLIGHTS
Britain: SHUT THE ROADS AND STOP ALL TRAINS
Britain: IT'S A MOTHERF**KING SNOWFLAKE, IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE
Britain: HOW THE HELL WILL WE SURVIVE?!

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Me: Psshhh boom wah wah pooooot pfftttt rah rah boom
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: Singing dubstep.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 2:04pm UTC

That awkward moment between your birth and death.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
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December 22, 2012 2:21am UTC

Just letting you all know...
It's the 22nd over here and I'm still alive..
PARTAAAAAAAAAAY

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 1:30pm UTC

I really can't wait for New Years.
It means that it'll finally be the end for a stressful, crappy and plain and simply hard year for me.
For me, New Years simply means that I have a
fresh start,
and that's all I really want right now.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 12:07pm UTC

guys, I give up.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 1:21pm UTC

all I want
is the taste
that your lips
allow...

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 1:03pm UTC

You're confusing me.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Normal girls: Whoa that boy is really fit... Let's go say hey to him!
Me: lol that boy is one sexy potato... I'm going to admire him from afar and take in his sexy potato-ness

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Wow I just searched my format account and realised that my formats are actually quite popular O.o okay wow
FormatsByMaisha -hint hint-(;

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 12:28pm UTC

Fighting with him was like
trying to solve a crossword
and realizing there's no right answer

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 12:21pm UTC

it's painful to let go of someone you care about,
but it's even harder to tell someone to stay
when you know they want to leave.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 12:15pm UTC

I wish people understood what I'm going through.
layout credit goes to ThatsSoMeee - my quote

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 12:07pm UTC

In Camden Market the other day with my cousins...
Me and cousins: -walking around minding our own business-
Random dude: What are you drinking there?
Me: A bottle of coke...
Random dude: Well, because you're drinking that coke, look what has happened. -points at sky, showing me that it's raining-
Me: This is London. It's going to be like that.
Random dude: BECAUSE OF YOU, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END. -starts chanting-
Me: I-I didn't do anything. I'm drinking something.
Random dude: -takes my drink and runs away while chanting-
Me: Erm, okay. You do that then.
true story.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 12:45pm UTC

Playing Slender with my mum.
Me: Mum you have to look around!
Mum: -munching on prawn cocktail crisps- What the hell am I doing? Maisha,
this is so crap. What the hell are you making me do?
Me: -sees Slender- OH MY GOD! IT'S SLENDER! WE'RE GONNA DIE! MUM
MUM MUM MUM MUM -grabs Mum-
Mum: Maisha it's a bloody piece of paper on a tree! Calm down!
Me: NO NO NO, IT'S SLENDER. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE SLENDER.
Mum: Oh for God's sake Maisha, it's not Slender! IT'S A PAPER!
Me: Mum, inside, you are freaking out, aren't you?
Mum: No, you're just being a saddo. It's a game, so, erm, calm down.
Me: I know you're scared, really.
Mum: Maisha just shut up.
Me: -sees Slender again- MUM HE'S REALLY HERE! WAAAH! OH MY GOD!
OH MY FOOKIN' GOD! MUM! MUM! MUM!
Mum: Maisha, you are so crap. -walks off-
Me: Oh my God Mum! YOU NEED TO STAY! NO! I'M GONNA DIE! -sees
Slender- HOLY MOTHER FUQAAAH! OH MY GOD!
MUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUM! -screams like mad-
Mum: -walks up behind me and grabs my shoulder-
Me: -screams- SLENDER! SLENDER! OH MY GOD! I'M DEAD!
Mum: -facepalms-
true story.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 12:53pm UTC

Your skin isn't paper, don't cut it.
Your face isn't a mask, don't hide it.
Your size isn't a book, don't judge it.
Your life isn't a film, don't end it.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Forgetting him was like
trying to know somebody you never met.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 12:43pm UTC

I wish that I could erase all of
the memories that I have with you.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 12:40pm UTC

You've built your walls so high,
that no one can climb it.

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