to do list:
1. Make vanilla ice
cream. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each
other.
3. Wear shirt that says 'Life'. Hand out lemons in a
street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say ' I bet you all are
wondering why I have gathered you here today'.
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they want fries with
that.
6. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers,
yell 'It worked!' and run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in 3rd person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say 'Help. A evil wizard
and witch turned me into a parrot!' reaptedly.
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting 'Eye of the
Tiger' for encouragement.
